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Bill, help me! I was once doing a night stroll at Malie Garden but then I saw a giant UFO close to the pagoda! It was a full moon night, so I could see the thing was as big as a radio antenna, it seemed to be green and had three parts, like two arms made of bamboo, then, like a rocket, it flew away! I tried to tell my friends about this but they called me delusional and now I see some guys in black suits behind me everywhere I go! What was that, Bill? Was it a pokémon? Or something else?

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Really, Bill? You’re stooping that low? —LH

Anyone could set the bar high, Lanette. It takes talent to set it low. —Bill

…I’m going to stop talking to you for the rest of the evening. Dealing with you when you’re like this can’t be good for my health. —LH

Sableye

Sableye
The Darkness Pokémon
Type: Dark/Ghost
Official Registration #: 302
Entry: A small, imp-like pokémon first discovered in the cave systems of Hoenn. In the wild, this pokémon subsists entirely on the jewels and precious stones found in its native habitat. It consumes so many of these on a daily basis that parts of its body have crystalized into gem-like forms. This includes its eyes; at birth, wild sableye actually possess two completely organic eyeballs. It’s just that these eyes harden into a diamond-like substance over time. Domestically bred sableye, however, possess these diamond eyes from the start, due to the fact that trainers and breeders wishing to hatch sableye are extremely careful in maintaining a high mineral content not only in the parents’ diet but also in the incubator holding the egg. And this is done because wild newborn sableye typically look like this:

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