join us lanette… you don’t need a solid fursona or to be super into it, you can just mash some pokemon together and give it a cute outfit and hairstyle and say it’s you, and as an added benefit no one has to know it’s you and not an oc!! stealthily assign your crush a pokemon and draw your sonas together… the possibilities are endless

It’s hard to say no when you’re that welcoming!

Also, it’d be fun to experiment with azumarill girls in cute dresses and things like that.

Do you have any pokemon at the moment, Lanette?

Oh! Yes!

I still have my starter, who’s by now a swampert. He’s probably my foremost partner, in that he’s not only handy around the house (sometimes anyway), but he also helps with lifting heavy equipment for me. Then there’s my medicham, whom I sometimes confide in whenever Brigette’s not around. Then you have the two pokémon I’d kept from my time as a coordinator, a manectric and a glalie. I used to have a clefairy for the contest circuit too, but I gave him to Bill, as a sort of gift exchange because Bill was giving me an eevee (who is now a flareon and, strangely enough, my glalie’s best friend). You’ve … probably heard of that clefairy, actually. I feel a little guilty about that, but I thought those two would be a perfect match when I made the trade. So that was more correct than I’d thought.

That’s about it, actually. Coordinators focus a lot on the development of a pokémon’s style, so even when I was traveling, I tried to keep my team small. I’m glad I did now, if I’m honest. The lab barely fits me, let alone more than a handful of pokémon, and even then, most of them spend their time outside unless I really need their help. Yes, even my glalie. I’m not sure why, but she adores warm weather.

gasp! You… You aren’t real?!

If Bill were here, I’m sure he’d have something aggravatingly witty to say about how this is one of the biggest questions plaguing all scientists.

But seeing as he’s not here, I can preemptively cut him off by saying I’m as real as you are, as far as I know.

Edit: Oh. Another text.

It reads, “wwww aggravatingly witty.”

furries absolutely do that!! especially trans furries who relate to being a gender different than expected! though a lot of us use sylveon for comics, just for recognizability

Oh, that explains the popularity of sylveon in the furry community. I always assumed that it was because it’s cute…!

I’m sorry if I sound a little bit … uneducated about these things, readers. I’ve never thought to look into the furry community beyond the snippets I know about through Bill. It seems like the furry subculture is a lot more creative and thoughtful than I’d initially assumed, though, so clearly, I need to dig a bit deeper.

Oh my guess was salazzle

Although Bill has questioned his gender identity before, he hasn’t gotten that far with it.

Or, well. Do furries sometimes create fursonas with impossible gender expressions? As in, could you have a male salazzle fursona? Or a male chansey, female hitmonchan, etc.?

I’d look this up myself, but I know better than to run a search for certain things.

Dear LH, I have a Question Regarding the Domestication of Rapidash: Is it true that the breeds used by Kalosian Knights and Nobility were originally from Kanto, or are Rapidash and Ponyta also Kalos natives? Also, I noticed that the Local Renaissance Fair often holds Jousts with Rapidash wearing full Armor and Dress. Is this uncomfortable for them? THird, is it possible for a Ponyta with a Zebstrika Father to have faint Stripes, or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

On the Origin of the Kantonian Ponyta: Actually, fossil evidence suggests that the reverse is true. Or, well, sort of. From what we can tell, ponyta and rapidash as we know them emerged on the Eurasian continent, which Kalos is part of. Eventually, those pokémon migrated eastward. Some managed to get to Kanto to develop an ancient regional variant, but this variant actually wound up going extinct, either on its own or through assimilation into the more common variant. The common or continental variant, on the other hand, arrived in Kanto and the rest of Japan from China and Korea sometime in the fourth century. Meanwhile, the Kalosean variety is descended directly from the first ponyta that appeared on the Eurasian continent, and it was domesticated by the Kalosean people long before Kanto had seen them.

On Armor: It’s possible, only in the sense that anyone would be uncomfortable if they had to dress up in full costume every single day. But joking aside, the armor you see in a renaissance faire is often crafted specifically for both historical accuracy and the comfort of the pokémon wearing it, so while it might be heavy, it’s usually not uncomfortable for a rapidash to wear it so long as it’s taken off between bouts.

Also, the armor has some level of practical use too: even though renaissance faires probably don’t use weapons that are actually designed to kill a person, getting struck with it while running at a full rapidash’s gallop will still hurt, but the armor helps take the brunt of the strike, at least.

On Stripes: Pigmentation can be a funny thing sometimes, so actually, yes! You may be looking at faint stripes. Either that, or it may be uneven brush strokes or an uneven trim, depending on where you’re noticing the stripes and how you groom your ponyta.

LH, do you happen to know why bill is so exceedingly weird about anything related to steven stone?

Partially.

The interesting thing about knowing Bill for so long is you learn pretty quickly that he’s just as human as anyone else, no matter what the media says and no matter how hard he tries to act like he’s not. So with that said, he can sometimes get a little jealous.

Whether he’s jealous of A) Steven in general, B) Steven because I pay a little more attention to him than to Bill when we’re all in the same room, or C) me because Steven pays more attention to me when we’re all in the same room is something I’ve never been able to figure out. I could ask him, but … you’ve seen how he acts whenever you ask him about his interests. It’s just as bad behind closed doors.

Edit: Really, Bill? This is what gets you to text me?