Petilil
The Bulb Pokémon
Type: Grass
Official Registration #: 548
Entry: The leaves on its head are powerfully bitter but highly nutritious. Eating just one of these leaves is known to refresh a weary traveler. It is also known to induce extreme amounts of guilt, as if you are one of these travelers, you have just held down an adorable, toddler-sized pokémon in order to pull off parts of its body to eat, you monster.

Lilligant
The Flowering Pokémon
Type: Grass
Official Registration #: 549
Entry: The evolved form of petilil, by exposure to sun stone. The fragrance of this beautiful flowering pokémon is said to be among the most relaxing scents among all of the grass-types in existence. However, lilligant are also notoriously difficult to care for, and even veteran trainers struggle to get theirs to bloom. And thus, the author would like to reiterate that gardening is a legitimate hobby that takes patience and skill, not the boring waste of time certain people have deemed it to be after said certain people killed their potted cactus.

Bebe just sent me a message. It reads, “That was ONE TIME.” —LH