Is eevee related to arceus in any way?

It depends on whether or not you believe in the idea that Arceus created the universe and thus all pokémon. If you do, then yes. In a way, anyway. According to the myth, Arceus created Mew, who in turn is the ancestor of all pokémon, which means that eevee would be distantly related to Arceus itself.

If, however, you take more of a scientific approach, then likely no. While no one has a sample of Arceus’s DNA to confirm this, judging by appearances alone, I would venture a guess that eevee and Arceus are too genetically dissimilar. However, they do belong to the same taxonomic kingdom, so there’s that.

Do you believe that certain species of Pokemon in the distant past may have given Live birth and simply evolved to be oviparous?

Actually, current fossil evidence suggests that pokémon had always been oviparous. Even mammalian ones seemed to have evolved from monotreme-like pokémon, rather than from ones that gave live birth.

Of course, this also begs the questions of how Mew gives birth and whether or not Mew is indeed the ancestor of all modern pokémon as is thought by some questionably scientific circles. Personally, I believe that if and only if the story concerning Mew is true, then it’s entirely possible that there was at least one pokémon that gave live birth, but by and large, all pokémon we know about, past and present, laid eggs.

Kanto Legendaries, Part II

bills-pokedex:

Mewtwo
The Genetic Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 150
Entry: According to conspiracy theorists, a shady organization attempted to create the ultimate weapon by combining the DNA of Mew with several other pokémon and subjecting the result to torturous training methods. The writer, of course, cannot confirm nor deny that this is true, as technically, he is not supposed to know all of this. The only reason why he does is because he gave a certain amount of bitcoin to certain people who own certain deep web websites for the sake of science, and the only reason why he is publishing all of this is, frankly, because being targeted by shady underground organizations sounds like a far better way to spend a weekend than by going to the Pokémon League’s annual formal gala aboard the S.S. Anne.

Mew
The New Species Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 151
Entry: A godlike feline pokémon said to inhabit the mountains of South America. According to legend, Mew wields incredible powers, including psychokinesis, invisiblity, and the ability to learn hundreds of moves. Scientists, in an attempt to explain the latter, have mapped out Mew’s genetic code based on a sample taken from a fossil, and in doing so, they have found that Mew shares a varying percentage of DNA with every pokémon in existence. This last fact becomes less impressive, however, when one stops to realize first that this in no way explains how Mew can learn hundreds of different moves … and second that humans share 50% of their DNA with nanab berries, so it seems rather moot anyway.

Mega Mewtwo X
The Genetic Pokémon
Type: Psychic/Fighting
Official Registration #: 150+
Entry: The advanced form of mewtwo, via mewtwonite x. Upon mega evolution using the experimental mewtwonite X, this pokémon gains a considerable boost in its physically offensive capabilities, along with an affinity for the fighting type. Because the exact thing a pokémon genetically engineered to be a super soldier needs is the ability to switch from being proficient at distance attacks to being proficient at punching things through walls at a moment’s notice. Not that the author knows anything about this because he certainly didn’t hear about the exploits of the eleven-year-old children who managed to wrestle this pokémon away from a criminal organization or anything.

Mega Mewtwo Y
The Genetic Pokémon
Type: Psychic/Fighting
Official Registration #: 150+
Entry: The advanced form of mewtwo, via mewtwonite Y. Upon mega evolution using the experimental mewtwonite Y, this pokémon gains a considerable boost in its psychic and elemental channeling abilities. The trade-off, of course, is an absolutely ridiculous physiology, including the movement of its tail from its proper place at the base of its spine to the crown of its head. The author certainly does not have any theories as to why this happened, as he’s certainly never been privy to the finer details of this pokémon, nor has he ever sat back with a glass of sparkling leppa juice while listening with utter delight to news reports of the defeat of certain crime lords at the hands of an eleven-year-old armed with this pokémon.

What’s your opinion on mewtwos creation? Also do you buy into ditto being failed clones of mew? They do have the same colors (shiny and otherwise), the transform ability, and weight class…

Regarding Mewtwo’s creation, in terms of what, anonymous? Granted, keep in mind that I’m technically not supposed to know anything at all about that event, nor do I actually know the intimate details beyond those shared among the members of the Symposium. So if you were referring to something specific about the process of its creation, I’m afraid I’m not privy to enough information to form an opinion.

However, the concept of a man-made pokémon—even a legendary—is an interesting matter of ethics. On the one hand, we already have perfectly sentient examples that no one really questions. (See voltorb, porygon, and so forth.) Likewise, being able to create manmade legends may give us the keys to understanding the actual, wild legendary pokémon—and thus, the primordial forces that influenced the shape of our world. On the other hand, however, one must ask if it’s at all right to play God and create life for the sake of science, especially if the aforementioned primordial forces of the universe are involved.

Therein lies the main issue with Mewtwo. Although we Symposium members only know as much as Professor Oak and his team have been able to gather, we do know that Mewtwo was the result of rather unethical experiments—ones that were less concerned with the subject’s well-being and more concerned with the effects of genetic engineering. Considering that, my personal opinion is that I feel rather sorry for Mewtwo, and if I ever came across it, I would most certainly like to befriend it.

As for ditto, I’m aware of that theory, yes, and I admit, it’s a rather compelling one. Even more than that, ditto isn’t a pokémon we have extensive historical records of—which is to say, researchers only knew about its existence recently, thus making the possibility of it having been created recently rather feasible.

Kanto Legendaries, Part II

Mewtwo
The Genetic Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 150
Entry: According to conspiracy theorists, a shady organization attempted to create the ultimate weapon by combining the DNA of Mew with several other pokémon and subjecting the result to torturous training methods. The writer, of course, cannot confirm nor deny that this is true, as technically, he is not supposed to know all of this. The only reason why he does is because he gave a certain amount of bitcoin to certain people who own certain deep web websites for the sake of science, and the only reason why he is publishing all of this is, frankly, because being targeted by shady underground organizations sounds like a far better way to spend a weekend than by going to the Pokémon League’s annual formal gala aboard the S.S. Anne.

Mew
The New Species Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 151
Entry: A godlike feline pokémon said to inhabit the mountains of South America. According to legend, Mew wields incredible powers, including psychokinesis, invisiblity, and the ability to learn hundreds of moves. Scientists, in an attempt to explain the latter, have mapped out Mew’s genetic code based on a sample taken from a fossil, and in doing so, they have found that Mew shares a varying percentage of DNA with every pokémon in existence. This last fact becomes less impressive, however, when one stops to realize first that this in no way explains how Mew can learn hundreds of different moves … and second that humans share 50% of their DNA with nanab berries, so it seems rather moot anyway.