Helioptile and Heliolisk

Helioptile
The Generator Pokémon
Type: Electric/Normal
Official Registration #: 694
Entry: This foot-tall reptilian pokémon lives in the desert, where it gains energy by gathering sunlight via the electrical cells on the tips of its long, ear-like frills. Although it looks adorable with its rabbit-like frills and wide, round eyes, petting it is highly discouraged, as its dry skin is rough and, more importantly, prone to discharging of all its stored electricity directly into its hapless trainer upon physical contact.

Heliolisk
The Generator Pokémon
Type: Electric/Normal
Official Registration #: 695
Entry: The evolved form of helioptile, by exposure to sun stone. It is fairly easy to discern a heliolisk’s current emotions, based on its highly visible body language. For example, if the heliolisk’s neck frill is retracted and the heliolisk itself is resting on all fours, then it is relaxed and approachable. By contrast, if it is currently standing on its hind feet with its frill extended as it discharges several thousand volts of electricity into your body via Thunder, then there is a very good chance that it perceives you as a threat.

Castform

Castform
The Weather Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 351
Entry: Castform are foot-tall pokémon that have the ability to use the power of nature to protect itself. More specifically, its appearance and type changes based on the weather, and as such, it can be used as an effective natural meteorologist. For example, on days when your castform appears to be a fire-type with a hood shaped like a bright, red sun, expect a particularly bright and sunny day. On days when your castform appears to be a water-type with a hood shaped like a water droplet, expect rain. When your castform is an ice-type with a head shaped like a swirling cloud, that indicates snow or hail. And when your castform is blown away from you before you can figure out what type of hood it’s wearing, you are outside during a typhoon, and this is most inadvisable.

Skitty and Delcatty

Skitty
The Kitten Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 300
Entry: The subject of about 90% of all domestic pokémon videos on the internet. It is not well-understood why skitty seems to be a universal obsession for the human race. Some say it has something to do with Cute Charm, one of its possible natural abilities, but more than likely, it’s just because it’s so bloody adorable, regardless of its ability.

Delcatty
The Prim Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 301
Entry: The evolved form of skitty, by exposure to moon stone. An extremely popular pokémon among fashion-conscious female trainers, delcatty are known for their unfettered existences, in which they do whatever they please and sleep whenever they wish with no actual consequences to their behavior. Thus, it is said that delcatty is “living the dream” and that it is “the thing all young bloggers aspire to be.”

The Starly Line

Starly
The Starling Pokémon
Type: Normal/Flying
Official Registration #: 396
Entry: Starly, one of the most common pokémon in the Sinnoh region, are known for traveling in giant flocks and generating storm-grade gusts of wind. Thus, despite being less than a foot tall, new trainers should be warned that it is a very wise idea to exercise extreme caution when seeing one starly on its own. That starly is by no means alone, and a trainer that mistakes it for being so stands a very good chance of being enveloped in a hurricane of extremely angry relatives.

Staravia
The Starling Pokémon
Type: Normal/Flying
Official Registration #: 397
Entry: The evolved form of starly, by battle experience. Upon evolution, staravia are known to form flocks of their own that are considerably smaller than starly flocks yet also sizable in their own right and consisting of extremely loyal flock members. When separated, staravia are known to cry loudly to gain the attention of its flock mates, so should you spot a staravia on its own and should that staravia spot you and begin crying loudly, it would be best to run very, very quickly in the opposite direction.

Staraptor
The Predator Pokémon
Type: Normal/Flying
Official Registration #: 398
Entry: The evolved form of staravia, by battle experience. Curiously, evolution spurs staraptor to leave their flocks and live completely on their own. Vicious and tenacious hunters, staraptor thrive by picking off and carrying small pokémon to their nests in the craggy Mt. Coronet, where they can consume said pokémon without interference from other staraptor. Also curiously, staraptor are not particularly fastidious when it comes to choosing prey, and this, perhaps, explains why starly and staravia travel in large and extremely loyal flocks.

Girafarig

Girafarig
The Long Neck Pokémon
Type: Normal/Psychic
Official Registration #: 203
Entry: It is said that the bulb at the end of a girafarig’s tail contains its own brain and can function on its own. This is entirely true, and it is highly, highly not recommended to test the validity of this statement, especially by sticking your fingers anywhere near the tail’s “mouth.” Or, for that matter, its hind legs. Actually, come to think of it, when pokémon are concerned, it’s generally a good idea to keep in mind that if it has eyes and teeth and legs, it can and will see you and then proceed to bite you, kick you, or do both at the same time.

Farfetch’d

Farfetch’d
The Wild Duck Pokémon
Type: Normal/Flying
Official Registration #: 83
Entry: A century ago, farfetch’d were hunted to near extinction due to the fact that their meat, combined with their heavily convenient leek, made for a rather tasty delicacy in most cultures. Nowadays, the practice of hunting farfetch’d is highly discouraged, partly for the sake of the pokémon and partly because farfetch’d have adapted keen fighting instincts and will literally challenge and use their leeks to beat into submission anyone who crosses their paths.