hey bill, what’s your opinion on furries anyway?

Don’t worry, anonymous. Even if this were true—not that I would know either way, and not that I would judge him for it—there’s nothing wrong with hugging a beldum. The majority of its body is smooth; the spikes are just jutting out of one end. So spiky, no, but long and hard? Absolutely. And I mean that in only one sense, I promise you.

Will of the Titans, I can’t leave you alone for five seconds, can I? That was literally a paragraph that we can’t possibly publish. Literally. A paragraph. —LH

And yet, you let me publish it. —Bill

Only because your mother is reading this, and I’m hoping she’ll deal with you… —LH

Actually, my mother would be thrilled if I knew more about Steven Stone’s beldum cuddling habits, but that’s neither here nor there. —Bill

Gods above. I’m done. —LH

i saw a mawile who, in Mega form, used Flamethrower from its false jaws like a jetpack. Which is a weird use of both flamethrower and false jaws.

Fortune favors the bold and creative, my friend. I’m just saying.

You mentioned hidden power, whats up with that move anyways? So weird…

I know, right?

Edit: My partner has requested that I add something more substantial to this response—such as, for example, an “actual answer, Bill”—but I politely refuse.

Why are Cryogonal, Minior and Dhelmise able tolearn attract despite being genderless species?

Surely I’m not the only one who finds sentient seaweed wrapped around a literal anchor attractive.

(I’m joking, of course. Please don’t prove my suspicions about the extent of the internet correct.)

On a serious note, the truth is that any pokémon can execute the move, as it’s easy enough to replicate, regardless of your species. That’s why quite a few pokémon can learn it, even if it wouldn’t make sense due to their lack of a conventional reproductive system. The truth of the matter is it’s fairly easy to mimic courtship techniques, regardless of what the internet and romantic comedies will have you believe.

Whether or not that move is successful is an entirely different story. That part is fairly in line with what the internet and romantic comedies will have you believe, but suffice to say, it’s easier to look aesthetically attractive to a living being than it is to actually seduce them.