So Bill, after the delibirds and combees, what do YOU think?

About what?

Please tell me you’re not being flippant this time. —LH

…I’m not sure if it would be better to lie and say that I am or better to tell the truth and say I’m not this time around. —Bill

Will of the Titans, Bill… —LH

lanette is pretty cute too ngl……..u into girls? im asking for a friend

Thank you, anonymous. I’ve always seen myself as straight, but then again, I’ve never had much opportunity to experiment. And given the likelihood that Bill would ever put two and two together…

…is it too late to admit I figured it out on the delibirds and combees ask? —Bill

The fact that it took you even that long doesn’t actually help your case. —LH

LANETTE WE TRYIN BUT BILL IS DENSE

Oh, I know. Believe me.

I don’t mind, though. It’s cute when he completely misses the point. After all, how can I say no to irrefutable proof that one of the greatest minds of our time is actually human?

I’m not sure how to take this entire ask. —Bill

I have no idea what you mean. 🙂

Billllllllll

Yes, anonymous? 🙂

Bill, you’re being more hard headed than a rampardos

That’s doubtful, considering rampardos skulls are nearly as hard as granite and thus quite a bit harder than human bone.

Bill, we’re losing followers over this! Is it really worth it?! —LH

Absolutely. —Bill

Bill you absolute walnut, Lanette is Into You.

Well, there’s an unusual statement. I’m pretty sure I’m not a nut of the Juglans family.

Why are you still going?! —LH

Are we even sure Bill knows about the, ahem “Delibirds and the Combees”

Of course I know about the delibirds and the combees!

Delibird are ice- and flying-type penguin pokémon originally discovered in the mountains of Johto, and combee are communal insectoid pokémon known for gathering honey.

Bill, please. —LH

That’s funny, where I live the term is luvdisc instead of sylveon.

Oh, in that case, it’s odd that Lanette would want to be a heart-shaped fish, but I suppose that considering the fact that it’s native to Hoenn, it’s at least a little more appropriate than sylveon.

Bill. —LH

Lanette are you implying that Bill has a chance with you and Steven after all?

If it wouldn’t make our professional lives complicated and if the developers didn’t have a strict no-dating-other-developers rule, then … maybe.

(I can’t speak for Steven, meanwhile.)