I don’t want more trash in my life I want a literal floating pizza with anime eyes that can end my life with pepperoni. (Disclaimer: I actually love trubbish)

Normally, anonymous, this is the sort of moment where I would mention that there are countless pokémon in this world, and thus, any pokémon one can conceive could very well exist. However, I’m a little concerned about this image and why you want it to be real.

Bill, (or Bebe) Opinions of the Pokemon Professors?

Unfortunately, I respect the professors (and my job) far too much to answer this question.

Likewise, I respect all of you far too much to let Bebe answer as well. (Knowing her, most of her entries would be about each professor’s attractiveness.)

Well, you’re not wrong, but I’m still telling Lanette. —Bebe

Wait, no! —Bill

Hey, Bill. Who’s better: Bebe, Lanette, or Brigette?

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Questions like this are how the Trojan War got started.

Answer the question, Bill.

I would, but I enjoy not dying.

cool story: My Pokemon once broke my ipod, but my chatot and Primarina were able to trick me into thinking it was still working by singing the songs on my playlist.

You should give them both extra poké beans.

Why aren’t there any pizza Pokémon? You’d think that a dish so popular would’ve been based on a Pokémon. I want a pizza Pokémon.

Well, if you look closely enough, trubbish and garbodor sometimes have bits of pizza in them, anonymous.

I got a present of various scented things shampoo, body was, Ect tried it all out at once came out vary nice. My male Pokemon thought so to, and are realy “affectionate”. Looking it up it seams some of the stuff contained Salazzle pheromones. I left them at a daycare becuse they where getting frustrated and fighting. it’s bin a few days and every time I see them they seam to still be affected. Is thier a way to get it off or should I give up and see what happens

As a scientist, I’m inclined to advise you to do the latter.

As a decent human being, however, mix baking soda with shampoo (preferably not the same shampoo as the one that caused this problem in the first place), wash normally, and rinse thoroughly. That should do the trick.

Hey, Bill. Who’s better: Bebe, Lanette, or Brigette?

Questions like this are how the Trojan War got started.

Greetings, Bill. I have a Decidueye who is a wonderful partner of mine who would not stop screaming for some reason I tried everything and he isnt stopping even the nurses cant help its been three days I desire the sweet embrace of death help me im going to literally die

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I really need to work on my timing.

Bill , do not fuse with the doom jelly (nihilego) instead , try to befriend a xurkitree .

Why not both? 🙂

Hey Bill can you explain the terrifying phenomena of Missingno

I would, but the last time it happened, I nearly destroyed my laboratory by inventing a walking teleporter shaped like a turtwig in lieu of fixing the blog. (It’s a long story.)