Combee Movie but every time they say Combee Bill posts another entry.

Given how many asks I’ve amassed, this is sadly possible.

tirien66 replied to your post “Bill, help me! I was once doing a night stroll at Malie Garden but…”

Now you are free to shitpost, bill.

the-firebrand replied to your post “Bill, help me! I was once doing a night stroll at Malie Garden but…”

Quick Bill, answer all the asks Lanette won’t let you!

Wings of Ho-oh, I can submit one-line replies too.

Bill, help me! I was once doing a night stroll at Malie Garden but then I saw a giant UFO close to the pagoda! It was a full moon night, so I could see the thing was as big as a radio antenna, it seemed to be green and had three parts, like two arms made of bamboo, then, like a rocket, it flew away! I tried to tell my friends about this but they called me delusional and now I see some guys in black suits behind me everywhere I go! What was that, Bill? Was it a pokémon? Or something else?

Really, Bill? You’re stooping that low? —LH

Anyone could set the bar high, Lanette. It takes talent to set it low. —Bill

…I’m going to stop talking to you for the rest of the evening. Dealing with you when you’re like this can’t be good for my health. —LH

Bill. You are a filthy kinkster and I will make an official boycott of your vore fetish research methods.

In my partner’s defense, only one of his methods has anything to do with vore. Normally, he prefers methods that I’ve been told by Bebe is known to the vast majority of the internet as “fursuiting.” —LH

Bill doesn’t have to get vored. Just attach a camera to the end of the strong cable.

See, Lanette? There are reasonable alternatives!

You do realize that suggesting the more extreme alternative first just to get your readers to support you is a cheap tactic, right? —LH

I’ve heard that some scientists think that Guzzlord’s mouth acts as either a black hole or interdimensional portal. I dont think rope or cable would work well with either.

Okay, but what if I used a particularly strong cable?

Then you would likely violate some law of physics. Furthermore, you are still barred from testing that theory. —LH

What if we don’t find Guzzlord poop because it eats it like everything else?

That’s certainly a possibility, but it begs the question of what happens to the materials that supposedly aren’t digestible by any living organism. After all, some common manmade materials can’t even be digested by swalot, and swalot have possibly the most potent digestive juices in existence.

…

…actually, with a long and durable enough cable, perhaps I could [REDACTED]

No, Bill, you are not going to be conducting any such experiment. Honestly, how many times do I have to tell you that if it’s a fetish on the internet, you’re not allowed to do it for science?! —LH

You let me wear costumes. —Bill

That’s not a precedent! —LH

I love Bill.

I love Bill too. —LH

What? —Bill

I love him like the brother I never had and also never asked for because he will one day either kill himself or kill us all through mad science, so I have to watch him and ensure he doesn’t break the space-time continuum again, which is occasionally annoying, but he’s somewhat charming, so I don’t necessarily hate doing it. —LH

Oh, okay. Business as usual then. —Bill

I love Noivern

Same.

Bill, you love every pokémon. This doesn’t count. —LH

How is Silvally an evolution of Type: Null? Isn’t Type: Null just a Silvally with a helmet on?

This is an excellent question.

Not one that I have an answer to, frankly, but it’s an excellent one.

(For that matter, no one is quite certain why dugtrio and magneton are considered to be evolutions and not merely large groups of diglett and magnemite, respectively.)