Tag: odd questions

International police anon again, I found a website that looks like it… could -possibly- be official? The design is that level of bad that it could be outdated designers or could be a joke by someone just starting to learn how to make sites… Not reassuring!!

No, no. That sounds about right for the International Police. They’re a top-notch organization of justice, yes, but their webdesign department is … unfortunately lacking. I know a few people who have tried to apply for that position because one look at the site would lead one to believe that the webdesign department has been either vacant or understaffed since 1993, but for whatever reason, no one has gotten so much as an interview. Something about “letting the code chimchar do their work,” from what I understand.

(I sincerely hope “code chimchar” isn’t literal, but quite frankly, I don’t know.)

fuckyeahvaleyard replied to your post “Are there any pokemon that dont like cosplay? Im asking because i want…”

Or just…like…get a dozen Mimikyu and make their day!

For the briefest of moments while I was reviewing my notifications, I thought this was intended for the magikarp post, and thus, I was about to correct you to say you can only carry six mimikyu into battle against League trainers such as the Elite Four.

So on that note, yes, you could have a dozen mimikyu serve as your cosplay team, and everyone would be happy (but especially the mimikyu). Or you could challenge the Elite Four with a team of six mimikyu. Or both. Both works too.

Hi, Bill. I’ve heard that some pokemon have their origins talked about as coming from non-egg sources, sometimes even in the pokedex, but these pokemon can still produce eggs and have offspring of the same species that way. Is it true that, for example, a phantump is the spirit of a dead child, or is it all hogwash?

Well, I’d hesitate to call it hogwash because I don’t want to offend Kaloseans.

But yes, it’s very unlikely that phantump are the lost souls of dead children. The same can be said for all ghost-types, actually.

Now, on the other hand, the thing about exeggutor dropping a “head” and having it grow into another exeggcute is actually true. Sort of. Those really are eggs, but they’re virtually indistinguishable from an exeggutor head. And yes, the exeggutor’s reproductive system is located in the head region, not lower down.

For those of you who could have gone your whole lives not knowing the alien mechanics of exeggutor reproduction … you’re welcome.

bill, is there a fandom schism between pokemon furries and animal furries or do they somehow get along

Well, I heard from a friend that for the most part, they get along just fine, but there are very small circles of both sides that consider their style of “furry” to be “authentic furry.” Which my friend thinks is rather silly because ultimately, furries are already judged so harshly by the rest of the internet that it just doesn’t make sense to judge each other more, and in any case, if one is having fun and not harming anyone (actively or passively), then what does it matter if one identifies as a dragonite while the other identifies as a house cat?

Bill … would this friend of yours be H.N. Eon, the dragonite? —LH

No. —Bill

And is that last part referring to anon hate H.N. Eon got on his secret furry sideblog? —LH

No. —Bill