The tears of her enemies, I’m told.
On a serious note, I’ve never met Cynthia personally, so I wouldn’t know, and Bebe never talks to me about her casual acquaintances.
Oh my God, Bill. Do you ever talk about Lanette’s exes on this blog?! —Bebe
He thinks he does. It’s cute. —LH
I’m … not sure what you mean. It’s just naturally wavy and perhaps getting a bit shaggy, I admit. And I suppose it doesn’t entirely help that I live right by the sea, where the humidity might be a bit high. But it’s not really anything unusual—or at least I would hope…
Sometimes. She’s unfortunately not much of a “computer person,” as she puts it, but she likes checking in on my various social media outlets, either because she wants the reassurance that I’m all right or because she’s proud of practically everything my sisters and I do.
It’s only occasionally embarrassing. Not because she’s alarmed by my experiments or she has a few choice words about the information I share. No, it’s because she sees the banter between myself and the various eligible colleagues of mine, and whenever I call her (which I’m obligated to do once a week unless I want my older sister to kick down my door), she wastes no time in reminding me that she’s worried that I live “all alone, even if that nice [insert colleague’s name here] is clearly very fond of you.”
Gee. I wonder why she’s worried… —LH
I know, right? You merge yourself with a clefairy in an experiment gone wrong once, and your mother and older sister won’t leave you alone about it! —Bill
It was three times. —LH
Those other two times were with completely different pokémon! —Bill
…wait. —Bill
Have you considered a pair of black glasses? These can be adjusted to fit any pokémon (or you can purchase custom-made ones for a specific species online), and they’re quite stylish, if you ask me.
………..
Dark orange, and the wing membranes are a little more brightly aqua than usual. His fursona also has this odd but rather cute-looking aqua sidecut going on, and overall, he has the same body type as he does as a human. How he fits in that costume, I don’t know, but it’s cute. —LH
lanette…. —Bill
….
Lanette.
To be fair, they’re correct. It is very cute. —LH
Not the point! —Bill
[He’s not so much ashamed as he is a private person, readers. But I’ve seen his fursuit, and it’s adorable. —LH
LANETTE. —Bill]
Sometimes, Bill can be a bit of a handful and needs some deescalation.
Don’t worry, readers. We do this mostly as a joke with each other. She bans me because it’s ironic, given my status as the administrator, and I fire off puns at her knowing full well no punishment she gives me would ever stick. In fact, technically, I’m back, but I do agree with some of you that she’s quite an enjoyable host. —Bill
No punishment would ever stick … except Binaclebob Trapezoidpants, I hope. —LH
Well, now that I’ve finished the entirety of that series… —Bill
Time to move on to My Little Ponyta? —LH
Blazes, Lanette! I thought we were friends! —Bill
You know, there are rumors about this…
That Cynthia has a daughter, I mean. Not that she’s a lesbian.
Shockingly, it’s neither eevee nor clefairy, although he’s tried identifying as both at one point or another.
I would tell you what it’s been for the past few years, but I respect Bill too much to sacrifice a bit of his private life. All I can tell you is he’s lying when he says he doesn’t know what “scalie” means.
Just tell your excadrill to believe in his trainer who believes in him. Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! Row, row, fight the power!
Bill. If you cram in one more outdated anime reference… —LH
Who the heck do you think I am?! —Bill
[BILL has been temporarily banned until [DATE], [TIME] for: We’ve talked about this, sir.]
The Pokédex According to Bill 