There’s a poke park next to my home that my Riolu just loves going to, but there’s a woman who will not get off her phone to pay attention to her granbull and it keeps picking on my riolu! What do I do?

bills-pokedex:

Teach your riolu Force Palm. Granbull’s main weak point is the underside of its jaw. Strike upwards from there, and you’ll throw off its balance entirely.

Good luck!

You do realize that violence is not a good answer, right?—LH

Ah, so you agree that violence is an answer when it comes to neglectful trainers! Excellent! —Bill

I … you’re not going to edit this, are you? —LH
Sigh. —LH

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

But of course! That way, when granbull falls over and struggles frantically to get back up due to the weight of its own lower jaw, you can pretend as if you had nothing to do with such an unfortunate happenstance because, clearly, the granbull isn’t hurt, and you have absolutely no idea how it could have fallen over!

Now I’m starting to wonder if you’ve actually done this before… —LH