Hello! Im just wondering, would a pokemon outlive its trainer or would it be the other way around. How long is the average lifespan of pokemon in human years?

It really depends on the species. Most ghost-types, some steel, and a number of rocks can live for centuries or even millennia. Some specimens, such as one particular giant haunter nicknamed Black Fog, have even been around since the old empires. Such pokémon either gain new trainers after their old ones pass or simply return to the wild.

On the other hand, a lot of animal-like pokémon, especially rodents, smaller birds, and insects, might be lucky if they reach twenty years of age. Keeping a pokémon in a poké ball and evolution can help (a ball suspends most of a pokémon’s bodily functions, including aging, while evolution boosts their vitality and strengthens them physically), but even with these measures, it’s unlikely that these pokémon will outlive their owners unless their owners are already old.

How are crustle not *absolutely crushed* by their rocks???

To be fair, anonymous, small mammalian pokémon can withstand thousands of volts of electricity, tiny birds can generate hurricane force winds, and coming in physical contact with sentient blobs of magma or pokémon literally on fire only results in a slight chance of being burned. Pokémon are just more resilient than you’d imagine, for reasons that are simultaneously mysterious and probably eldritch in nature.

That having been said, though, crustle gets by with a combination of exceptional engineering (the weight of the shell is actually distributed across the entire bottom, including any part dragging on the ground, rather than focused only on crustle’s body) and a complete refusal to skip leg or arm day.

On a round-the-Pokémon-world cruise, my boat stopped off in Ryme city and I noticed a distinct lack of Pokéballs and a significant number of large Pokémon freely roaming around AND working jobs! In a decently-dense populated city! Is it normal for such symbiotic cities to exist? Does this have anything to do with the absence of Pokéballs? I’m just in awe of how naturally the locals take it and surprised there hasn’t been a major incident.

Well … yes. Most cities are symbiotic like this. In most places, though, this has nothing to do with a lack of poké balls, as most tamed pokémon (including working ones) might not have ones that are carried visibly. It has more to do with the fact that we humans have lived symbiotically with pokémon for thousands of years, and consequently, we’ve built our society around them.

Of course, it often catches people from smaller towns and cities off-guard, as it seems that the smaller the settlement, the more reliant on human labor a community tends to be. From what I understand, this is largely because smaller settlements don’t often host projects that require an extraordinary number of workers and an extraordinarily tight deadline.

Hey Bill, how does the Symposium rank its members? I’m sorry if I’m mistaken, but I thought you’ve mentioned something about this before. Are some champions ranked higher than others? What about professors? Thanks for reading!

Actually, only in the vaguest of terms. To be a little more accurate, the Symposium is merely an organization of the brightest minds of the pokémon research community. Think of it like a think tank meets a more casual forum. While we do indeed meet to address issues that the pokémon professional world faces, the main point is to gather together to discuss ideas, swap information, and network. And occasionally gain funding. The Symposium does that too.

So within the Symposium, when I say “highest ranking,” it’s probably more accurate to say “most respected.” Symposium members, on the most technical level, don’t have official ranks. Technically speaking, Professor Oak isn’t more important or powerful than I am within the organization. However, according to the Symposium’s culture, there are several researchers who are simply more respected than others or considered to be the foremost among us. Those include the regional professors (Oak, Elm, Birch, and so forth). Anyone else tends to be seen as increasingly less senior until you get to the newest members of the lot. I’m not quite at that level (because people know what I can do), but I don’t think I’ll be at Professor Oak’s or Elm’s level anytime soon (…because, ah, people know what I’ve already done).

On the other hand, it’s also true that some information is shared only within circles of these “high ranked” professors, often because widespread dissemination of such discoveries would cause widespread panic, which means there are ranks, but only out of necessity. (Meaning these ranks aren’t associated with power so much as the need for a particular skillset or expertise.) Take Mewtwo for example. Information about that pokémon is highly restricted for an overwhelming list of factors that may or may not involve more than one government, the global economy, and at least one amusement park, so only the topmost Kantonian researchers—those involved with plans for dealing with it or those involved with the cataloging of all known information regarding pokémon via the National Dex Project—know anything at all about it. Well, them and me, anyway, and the only reason why I know anything about it is because I am very good at what I do, not because of where I stand in the Symposium.

As for champions, that’s actually an entirely different organization. They’re with the Pokémon League (or, well, their particular pokémon league), which is a bit difficult to describe but can best be summarized as “regional recreational organization.” That is to say, while League members are often called upon to help protect and maintain their respective cities, it’s mostly because they’re the strongest trainers in the local area. Otherwise, they have about as much power within a city as a baseball player does, as the Pokémon League is essentially the Major League but with a lot more violence. League members generally don’t have ranks compared to one another because most leagues are pretty cleanly separate (so while Lance, the Johto champion, ranks higher than gym leader Clair, he’s equals with Unova’s champion Iris because those are two separate leagues). However, as you probably also know, different cultures might have very specific opinions about particular regions, which sometimes translates into … cultural bias, to put it as tactfully as possible. (So if you’ve ever heard the story about Unova’s champion Iris setting Kanto gym leader Blue on fire for a badly timed comment regarding their respective regions and the pokémon teams of Lance, her, and former champion Red … you now know why.)

There is, of course, a governing body (that is, an organization tied to the actual government) that oversees the League and outlines rules and regulations, inspects facilities to ensure everything is in line with government standards, sets pay, and a myriad of other things, and this is called the Pokémon Association. Champions (as well as gym leaders and Elite Four members) can all be members of the Association, but their rank within their league is irrelevant to the board. Furthermore, internal ranks within the Association are extremely complicated and can best be described with a heavy sigh and the word “politics.” I can say this knowing full well that I’m both high-ranked in the Association and almost completely irreplaceable thanks to my connection with the storage system.

The latter of which he is only because literally no one else in the storage system administrative circle hates ourselves nearly enough. —LH

Sorry I have a couple of questions. 4 days ago I lost my rockruff’s pokeball in a busy shopping center (fortunately she was out of her pokeball at the time) and I’ve checked a few times and it hasn’t been handed to lost & found yet. Now I was wondering if pokeballs have some kind of tracking system in them and if so, how/where do I go to track it? I’d like this particlar pokeball back but if not possible is there a way I can “release” her without having the physical pokeball?

No need to apologize! You’ve actually asked a very excellent set of questions that can be answered in one go.

First, rest assured you’re not the first person who has ever lost a poké ball, nor are you the last. Sending young trainers out into the wilderness means lost poké balls are inevitable, especially when the leagues allow such things as battling over the ocean, in the sky, next to a volcano…

[[If you think Hoenn doesn’t make sense, Bill, just remember your territory has literal maelstroms. In the plural. —LH]]

Anyway, first, yes, poké balls have built-in tracking devices. Normally, this enables the storage system to keep track of your new catches and the leagues to monitor your safety. (Specifically for the latter, if it looks like a team has stopped in a dangerous location for too long, the league will contact authorities to check on their trainer and see if they all need to be rescued.)

For lost balls, though, it is indeed handy for tracking where they went.

From this point onward, you have a few options, most of which require a bit of, shall we say, finagling of storage system settings: 

1. Obtain the general location of your lost ball via the PC or your pokédex. If it’s in a spot that’s easy to reach, this is likely your most straightforward option. Just be warned that in some cases, especially indoors and in crowded areas, the GPS may drift or lag, so move quickly and consider using a pokémon with abilities well-suited for finding objects (such as Pickup) to help you.

2. If your rockruff had been in her poké ball at the time, you could trip the transference component to deposit her, thus transferring her to a known location (i.e., the storage system) for retrieval later. Unfortunately, she’s not, but for those curious, this is in fact an option (and a better one for those of you who drop your poké balls into the ocean—literally Lanette why does Hoenn allow that).

[[Plural. Maelstroms. Bill. —LH]]

3. If the first or second options aren’t feasible for you, you can use the release function, even if you haven’t deposited your rockruff and even if she isn’t anywhere near her poké ball. This will unlink her from her assigned ball and allow her to be recaptured. Trainers often use this option as a means of transferring pokémon to a new (often fancier or designer) poké ball, but it’s also handy in an emergency when you literally drop your pokémon’s poké ball into a volcano, hopefully while the pokémon is busy fighting Team Magma. (Honestly, Lanette, it’s no wonder you redesigned the storage system with so many useful features, given where your league lets its trainers go.)

[[At least I don’t sit on the board of the governing body for a league that lets its ten-year-old trainers enter the multiple labyrinthine cave systems inhabited by extremely powerful and dangerous legendary pokémon, some of which are surrounded by the obscenely powerful whirlpools for which they’re named, sir. —LH]]

I have a weezing that i have taught Explosion but a friend of mine thinks that its cruel and wants me to teach him something else but it doesnt appear to bother him too much. he never shows any distress after using it or looks afraid when I command him to use it. what is your opinion on pokemon moves that damages/knocks out the user?

Actually, in cases such as the voltorb and koffing lines, it would be abuse not to let them use these kinds of moves once in a while. I know that seems quite odd, but in both cases, the unfortunate truth is that Selfdestruct and Explosion are their only ways of expelling excess energy. Unless you’re having them battle or otherwise discharge constantly, electricity (for the voltorb line) and noxious gases (for the koffing line) build up in their bodies, which means that unless they let off steam via these extreme moves, they could be heading towards a natural, unpreventable explosion that could actually injure them. This isn’t to say that they’ll simply explode willingly either way; it’s that they become less and less stable over time, which means that any disturbance could trigger them. Or, well, their droppings become increasingly toxic, in weezing’s case. But you likely might have noticed that.

In other words, by all means, if you can safely use Explosion, it’s perfectly fine to let your weezing use it. You may even find that it’ll become easier and easier to clean up after your weezing the more you use it.

As for other pokémon, such as members of the geodude line, Explosion and Selfdestruct aren’t necessary, but they aren’t putting a pokémon’s life at risk (unless you use it recklessly, in a situation where using a move that powerful would be dangerous because of the surrounding circumstances). I can certainly understand why one would be uncomfortable with the idea of using such moves (I myself would avoid doing it if given the opportunity, but then again, I tend to avoid battling in general), but the truth is it’s no more dangerous than using a Hyper Beam on an opponent.

Bill, do you subscribe to the theory that humans originally came to this world from another planet or dimension, or do you believe that we descended from pokemon?


While I’m open to practically any theory, I actually subscribe to the idea that we were descended from members of Kingdom Animalia right here on Earth, not, well, pokémon or aliens. There’s actual fossil evidence that strongly suggests this.

Granted, I fully understand why there are theories to the contrary. Our intelligence, resilience, and occasional gifts (that is, Aura channeling, psychic ability, and so forth) do indeed present strong arguments that we’re collectively a lot more special than, say, a house cat or a goldfish. However, it’s really more likely that we simply adapted to possess the traits we do because we interact directly with pokémon. Of course we would adapt to survive a Thunderbolt from a mischief of angry pikachu; our ancestors had to deal with much worse.

On the other hand, this all is only a theory. Where we actually come from and how we came to be what we are is still a bit of a mystery to scientists, and it’s one of the greatest mysteries we have yet to definitively solve.

Do you know any good collective nouns for different pokemon? (Also, if a group were to contain different evolutionary levels of the same line, how would you refer to that? As in, would it be ‘a flock of pidgeot’ even if the flock contained pidgey and pidgeotto, or would you have to say ‘a flock of pidgeot, pidgeotto, and pidgey’?)

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To answer the easiest question here first, group names typically apply to the whole line, rather than the individual, because most pokémon either live closely together, or they separate after evolution to live solitary lifestyles (and thus have no group name).

As for group names, there are quite a lot of pokémon, which means that naming every single group name would result in a post so long I doubt few of you would appreciate it. Thus, I’m going to cover as many as possible without going overboard, and all of it is behind the readmore below.

For the record, please note that when a pokémon is named, I’m actually referring to the entire evolutionary line unless otherwise noted.

  • First and foremost, there are no group names for legendary pokémon, as there are no records that such pokémon live in groups large enough to warrant being named. (There are, of course, instances of multiple legendaries arriving to certain important events in history en masse, but these seem to be exceptions to the rule, as opposed to examples of day-to-day life for them.) Collectively, all legendaries of a region are referred to as a pantheon (e.g., the Johto pantheon), but this is less an indicator of their lifestyles and more a note about regional society.
  • As rare as it is to see groups of starters (many of these often occur far from human civilization, if not artificially in breeding centers), there are in fact group names for each of the starters. Several of them (bulbasaur, squirtle, cyndaquil, mudkip, and turtwig) form nests, although groups of bulbasaur or turtwig can also be called knots. Charmander and treecko form lounges, although if you’re referring to charizard specifically, those can also be referred to as a congress. (The entire treecko line keeps the same group name throughout.) Speaking of political words, rowlet form parliaments all the way through their line, although decidueye tends to be solitary. A group of chikorita or tepig is a herd, while totodile forms a bask. A group of torchic is a flock, and while that name is popularly applied to the equally bird-like piplup, the proper word for a group of piplup is a rookery. (They can also be referred to as a colony.) Multiple chimchar form a troop, while multiple froakie become an army. Oshawott form floats, chespin form scurries (singular scurry), fennekin form leashes, and litten form ambushes. And popplio? Harem.
  • Referring to most bird pokémon as a flock isn’t technically incorrect; people will generally understand what you mean if you do. However, there are certain words for particular evolution lines. For example, a group of murkrow is called a murder, a group of hoothoot is called a parliament (just like rowlet), and most groups of bird pokémon that nest by the sea tend tend to be called a rookery. (This is slightly different from the label given to actual birds, but yes, “rookery” can also specifically mean bird pokémon that are nesting.) Additionally, a group of chatot can form a company, hawlucha form a kettle or ring, rufflet are a convocation or an aerie, and vullaby are a wake.
  • Most bug-types form either hives, swarms, or colonies. Generally speaking, if they don’t form a visible nest and/or are on the move, they’re a swarm. (This includes non-mobile pokémon such as ferroseed and pineco, incidentally.) If their nest is underground, they’re a colony, and if their nest is in a tree or is otherwise visible, they’re a hive. If their nest is in your house, then they’re an infestation, and you should perhaps consult a trainer.
  • A group of pikachu is a mischief, as is a group of rattata. The term is equally appropriate for both.
  • Serpent pokémon generally form nests. The exception is dratini, which actually forms a colony. (To be fair, “nest” has often been used to describe dratini as well. Dragonair and dragonite are always called colonies, although older texts also call a group of dragonite a flight.)
  • If domesticated, a group of nidoran of either line form houses or herds. In the wild, they form nests.
  • Nest is actually a pretty common term for animal-like pokémon, actually. So if you don’t see it specified here, it’s safe to assume a group can be referred to as a nest, especially if it’s in the wild.
  • Multiple clefairy form a colony, and multiple jigglypuff form a choir. A lot of people get the two confused, but it’s easier if you remember the urban legend about clefairy coming from space.
  • Bat-like pokémon are likewise called colonies, regardless of species. This includes the noibat line.
  • Most canine pokémon form packs. Yes, this includes eevee (although it’s true that a couple of its evolutions are more cat-like in nature). The exception are fox-like pokémon (vulpix, abra, and fennekin, one of which is mentioned above), which form leashes. Vulpix can also form a skulk; however, this word isn’t used for a group of fennekin. Likewise, a group of abra may also form a clan.
  • In domesticated or wild settings, most cat-like pokémon (namely skitty, meowth, glameow, and purrloin) form clowders. Feral cat-like pokémon in urban settings are called destructions, however. Especially meowth.
  • Meanwhile, lion-like pokémon such as shinx and litleo form prides.
  • Most flower-like pokémon form gardens. Tree-like pokémon form forests. Note that the latter is not dependent on actual type; a group of sudowoodo is absolutely a forest.
  • Fruit- and vegetable-like pokémon are a bit trickier, but generally, those are harvests. For example, it’s a harvest of pumpkaboo or a harvest of bounsweet. However, if they evolve into something that isn’t entirely edible, then the whole line is labeled with the appropriate term in their case. (For example, a group of cherubi is a garden, not a harvest.)
  • Seedot is a unique case, as it evolves into a more ninja-like pokémon. Consequently, it’s not referred to as a harvest either but rather a clan.
  • Tropius, meanwhile, are always in herds. Additionally, mushroom-like pokémon are masses or colonies. (The exception is paras and parasect, which compose swarms.)
  • A group of exeggcute is a cluster or dozen, but a group of exeggutor is a forest or herd. This is one of the few pokémon that are referred to with completely separate terms before and after evolution. Contrary to popular belief, remoraid isn’t the other example.
  • Humanoid pokémon often form tribes (if they’re at least part psychic) or clans (if they’re not). Humanoid pokémon that coexist with humans (but are still wild or feral) are called communities. For example, a community of machop.
  • Pokémon that resemble inanimate objects vary with their group name, depending on what they’re modeled after. For example, a group of geodude is a quarry, a group of onix is a mine, and a group of voltorb, in all seriousness, is called a hazard. A number of species also form collections (such as a collection of bronzor), and porygon form folders.
  • Fish-like pokémon form schools if they’re in motion as one unit and shoals if they’re merely gathered together in one general place. The wailmer line and lapras form pods, seal-like pokémon can form a herd, and most crab-like pokémon form casts. Octillery are solitary and thus don’t have a group name, despite the fact that remoraid do indeed form either schools or shoals. If in the company of their preevolved form, you can refer to the whole group as either a school or shoal and basically be correct. Groups of inkay are still called shoals, though, and this term can apply to them, even if they’re in motion as a single unit.
  • Horse-like pokémon form teams, whereas groups of sheep, goats, cows, buffalo, and so forth are all called herds.
  • Also, if you have multiple pokémon that fit the same general description or would use the same group word, you can simply refer to them by that group word, rather than separate them out. For example, rather than calling it a school of magikarp and a school of finneon, you would call them a school of magikarp and finneon.
  • A group of absol is not called a panic but rather a pack. Officially, anyway. The joke has gained enough popularity as of recent that panic is also becoming an increasingly accepted term.
  • For anything else, please feel free to ask!

Hey Bill, restaurant owner here. some time ago this trainer and his friend came in and the kid’s pikachu drank the entire bottle of ketchup at their table. I gotta know, is it safe, or even healthy for a pikachu to do that? I try to stay up to date on Pokemon Dietary limits. Also, a trainer came in with a kirlia that wouldn’t touch anything Sugary and thinks she’s diabetic. is it possible? she’s a good trainer, but i wanna know for her sake so i can include diabetic friendly options on my menu.

It’s safe, sure, but it’s not exactly healthy. To pikachu, ketchup is essentially candy. It’s not particularly nutritious, and it’s possible to have too much—which, incidentally, would result in more of a stomachache than anything dangerous. Just be sure pikachu don’t get access to more than one bottle, and your customers (and your budget, for that matter) should be fine.

Additionally, yes, any pokémon can have diabetes, including this kirlia. However, most pokémon should actually avoid sugar either way (as too much sugar can result in a whole host of complications other than diabetes, including kidney issues), so it would indeed be worth it to introduce reduced sugar or sugar-free options on your menu. If it helps, to a pokémon, sweet berries are about as effective of a substitute sweetener as one would think.

I was doing my Island Challenge, but when Illima asked if I was ready, I said “Yes Ma’am” and then the assistant (they guys in the light blue that also guard the gates.) whispered to me that Illima was actually a guy. I got nervous and ran away. I haven’t talked to her in a week. That pink hair fooled me! How was I supposed to know he was a guy? How should I apologize?

Apologize, use Illima’s preferred pronouns, and move on.

I admit that I don’t know whether or not Illima is cis (I don’t know any of the trial captains that well, barring Sophocles), but if Illima isn’t, then making a show of it, for lack of a better term, may actually make things worse, even if you have good intentions. It can be embarrassing or even traumatic, and it most certainly calls more attention to someone’s gender than one would feel comfortable with. Meanwhile, if he’s actually cis, making a show of it won’t exactly be uncomfortable for the same reasons, but it will still be extremely awkward to call attention to how a person presents themselves.

So the best course of action in this case is to simply make an effort to refer to Illima with the pronouns he prefers (or they prefer, perhaps) and proceed normally. Perhaps also apologize for running off as well but don’t go too deeply into why. Just say that it was rude of you and that you’d like to have another go at his trial. And, well, refer to him with “sir” this time if that’s what Illima would like you to do.

Best of luck!