So I’ve recently considered finding myself a pokémon that could help me in transportation (sadly my region doesn’t have the ride pager yet). What pokémon do you recommend for me? I’m 5 feet tall, need something that’s fast, but also not too big. Also I’m afraid of heights.

That depends on what you need and what your region is like, anonymous. Different terrain and different forms of transportation call for entirely different pokémon. For example, for an island region, it may be more important for you to have a pokémon that can Surf or Fly, at which point many of the ones that can learn either move are suitable, even if they may seem small. (You’ll be surprised at how much a farfetch’d can carry … or how it does so, for that matter … or how quickly.) By contrast, a mountainous region may require a pokémon well-suited for navigating rocky terrain (such as rhyhorn), one with high endurance (mamoswine), or one adept at climbing (machamp)—or alternatively, one that can fly at high altitudes (dragonite). For long distances across even, dirt fields, you may find it suitable enough to use any number of traditional riding pokémon, such as tauros, rapidash, mudsdale, arcanine, or dodrio, but if you were planning on getting through long distances over water, you may wish to have high-powered water-types, such as lapras or gyarados.

In short, it entirely depends on your needs, anonymous, but you can generally figure out what would be best by looking at a pokémon’s physical capabilities. If a pokémon is known for being able to endure certain types of terrain or if they’re known for certain types of qualities (such as speed or even their docile natures), chances are they’ll make excellent riding pokémon.

Bill. You remember the Ultra Beast attack in Alola right? I volunteered to leave Unova with my Pokemon partners and other volunteers, and go to Alola to help with fixing the damage caused by Ultra Beasts. While there we lost a team of volunteers in Poni Island, and I was sent to look for them, and I stumbled upon what I think is an Ultra Wormhole. Do you think they are in the portal? What I see in the portal is a different looking Alola region. What should I do? Should I go in?

I can’t say for certain if they’ve gone through the portal, and I doubt it would be possible to know for certain unless you go through yourself. Even psychics don’t quite have the reach to tap into minds on different planes of existence. (Don’t ask me how I know this.)

However, I wouldn’t recommend going through yourself. That’s a dangerous move; after all, who knows what could be on the other side? It could indeed be a mirror of our own universe, or it could be a place full of dangerous and powerful pokémon. Dimensional travel isn’t always straightforward either, and you don’t know for certain whether or not the portal is stable enough to support a return trip.

I would recommend contacting the rest of your team and formulating a plan together. Best of luck, anonymous.

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stemsynthillusionist:

Honestly though the most unrealistic thing about Ultra Beasts is that there aren’t huge internal debates within the Pokémon scientist community about how to reclassify non-human creatures.

“What the fuck are you guys even talking about there are literally no biological consistencies between Pokémon, we have everything from housecats to molecular jello to fucking sentient keychains, what does it even mean to say Ultra Beasts are a separate category of creature when Pokémon was never a coherent concept to begin with?!”

“You’re overthinking this. “Pokémon” is just our shorthand for “nonhuman.” Of course Ultra Beasts are Pokémon, everything nonhuman is. Therefore, the Ultra Recon Squad are also Pokémon.“

“Excuse you, but for a long time we have been able to make accurate descriptions of creature’s behavior by classifying them as Pokémon. If it fits in a pokeball, eats poffins, learns moves as expected, and even has the same type rules as the creatures on our planet, there is no reason not to call it a Pokémon”

“Bullshit. Ultra Beasts behaviors towards humans and wormholes are completely different than those of Pokémon, so we can define Ultra Beasts as a different set of behavioral traits.”

“You are all wrong. “Ultra Beast” is a term used to describe the origin of the creature. Pokémon live with us while Ultra Beasts came from beyond, there for they are a different thing”

“Wait but there *are* Pokémon from other planets and dimensions now”

“Exactly: we misclassified them. Clefairy, minior, lunatone, solrock, and similar creatures should properly be called Ultra Beasts”

“Fools. “Ultra Beasts” clearly only applies to extradimensional creatures, Pokémon were extraterrestrial from this planet in the first place. No, only Pokémon like Giratina should be reclassified as Ultra Beasts”

“Does the “spirit world” and other similar references count as a separate dimensional plane? Does this mean Ghost-Type is a type solely for Ultra Beasts?“

“Guys look you are missing the very important distinction between the two: aesthetic. Pokémon make you want to hug them with their cuteness, Ultra Beasts look like twisted abominations from someone’s nightmares. Therefore: we need to reclassify creatures based on how cute they are”

“Ultra Beasts are cute too what the hell are you talking about”

@bills-pokedex

Is this about what kind of chats happen at the Symposium?

This is precisely the kind of chats that happen at the Symposium.

How do moves like Metronome work?

In my experience, quite well.


Edit: I have just been informed by my editor that I’m only allowed to make that joke once on this blog before “it stops being funny,” and therefore, I’m to offer an actual response to this question.

The truth of the matter is no one’s quite sure. The going theory is that those who use Metronome tap into some ancient gene (passed down from Mew, supposedly) that allows a pokémon to use any move in existence. This theory hinges on the idea that most elements and techniques are actually hard-coded into a pokémon’s DNA; it’s just that pokémon can’t use just any move in existence due to the physical limitations they’ve gained through adaptation and the slow, progressive sort of evolution. However, Metronome allows a pokémon to override these blocks and call upon elements and techniques just once, at random.

The other theory, which is slightly less popular (although it makes somewhat more sense to me, personally), is that the pokémon doesn’t call upon a random technique but rather the move itself does. That is, the user merely conjures an untamed sort of energy that manifests into a random move, occasionally even puppeteering its own user in order to do so. This explains why a pokémon is often incapable of remembering how to use whatever came out of Metronome until they attempt the Metronome technique again (and sometimes not even then).

Are there actual laws *against* carrying more than six pokemon at a time, or just against using them in battles and the like? I’ve always viewed my pokemon as some of my best friends, and I hate the idea of leaving them for long expanses of time while I go gallivanting around with someone new. The belts I’ve seen only have six holders, so I’ve been carrying everyone’s pokeballs around in my backpack… will I get in trouble for this?

Not necessarily, but yes, you won’t be able to enter any league battles unless you select six to carry with you, and if you have a trainer’s license (this also applies to those registered as any of a number of trainer off-shoots, such as coordinators), there are League-enforced rules and regulations on team limits you’ll be forced to follow. Of course, if you have a trainer’s license, you’ll also have a storage system account, so the six-pokémon limit will be enforced automatically anyway.

That aside, though, even outside of League rules, it’s actually highly discouraged to carry a large number of pokémon at once. This is because the more you carry, the more difficult it is to give a pokémon the care they need. Additionally, there are certain environmental laws in place that limit the amount of impact a trainer may have on a location. For example, some parts of Alola are protected areas, which means that while trainers are welcome there, there are strict rules in place that basically state that they must leave the area (jungle, national park, wilds, and so forth) as they found it. Or in other words, you wouldn’t be able to release all your pokémon at once to feed them, as this would be considered a disruption to the natural landscape. 

However, if you weren’t traveling and if you had a home of your own, this would of course be a non-issue, and so long as you can take care of all your pokémon in a humane way, there are no laws restricting the number you can have. Note of caution, however: There have been many cases of pokémon hoarders, particularly those who treat their pokémon as objects, neglect them, or raise them in fantastically unhealthy living conditions. In these cases, yes, it’s possible to have pokémon be taken away from you, but we’re assuming you’re capable of taking care of your pokémon in a humane manner here.

In short, not necessarily in legal trouble, no (although you may be in trouble for related reasons in the case of environmental and pokémon welfare laws), but all in all, it would be safer to leave your pokémon at home, to stay home with your pokémon, or to store them in the system.

So how are non-damaging given a type?

All moves are categorized not by the offensive effects they have on other pokémon but rather on the element they apparently are aligned with. All moves, regardless of whether or not they do damage, resonate with a certain elemental energy that can be either observed outright or measured through any of an array of sensitive lab equipment, such as the elementometer (a device geared specifically towards sampling and breaking down a move’s resonant energies into types). A researcher just needs to get close enough to the move in use to take samples or record data, and the rest is fairly standard procedure from there.

Can Pokémon experience gender dysphoria?

Gender is an exclusively human social concept, so no, not in the wild.

Granted, yes, there are instances in which certain pokémon might attempt to mate with a member of the human-assigned gender they wouldn’t normally be attracted to, much to their own confusion, but these examples tend to exist among tamed pokémon and seem to be artificially impressed upon individuals by their trainers. In that sense, it’s possible for a tamed pokémon to perceive themselves as a particular gender according to their trainers’ definition of it, but even then, there’s little evidence that a pokémon would fully understand what that means on their own. If anything, the confusion arises from the fact that a pokémon comes to realize that it can’t produce fertile eggs with its object of affection, not from specific gender definitions.

Is Wally depressed? I talked to wally’s uncle and he says that Wally has gone somewhere after he lost to me in mauville , his Pokémon made him passionate and have a will to live because of them. Is there a theory about this? I’m worried.

I’m … not sure who that is. You may need to be more specific, anonymous. (May? Brendan? Lanette may be more familiar with who you are.)

I apologize if you’re reading, Wally, and if you are depressed, please remember that regardless of what happens on your journey, you are not alone. Your pokémon love you, and quite clearly, you have friends who care enough to reach out.

As for you, anonymous, I do hope things work out with Wally. Do everything you can to be with him, and in the meantime, best of luck to the both of you.

What do you know about the “Infinity Energy” used by Devon?

I’ve heard rumors about Infinity Energy—specifically concerning what it really is. Devon Corp of course publicly denies all of them but has yet to fully explain what it is to the public, and according to public knowledge, it’s merely a source of natural energy, similar to solar power. As an inventor, I’m of course interested in knowing more about this energy source and perhaps gaining a chance to experiment with it myself, but on the other hand, if the rumors are true, it would go against quite a lot of what I (and hopefully the rest of the world) stands for.

Still, knowing Steven, I trust that his family isn’t involved in anything nefarious, so I doubt the rumors are anything more than the same sort of internet conspiracy theories that insist clefairy from outer space are planning an invasion or that Team Plasma bioengineered multiple legendary pokémon.

How well do you think ghost type Pokémon do in heavily populated places like big cities?

Quite well! Most ghost-types are actually urban in nature; that is, they thrive in cities more than secluded places out in the country. This is because they often cohabit with humans for any of a number of reasons, including they derive entertainment from us, we nourish them (some feed off of fear, that is … or our waste products), or they quite literally come from us (either as our literal spirits, the remnants of our emotions, or animated objects from our daily lives).

In short, the more humans there are and the older a city may be, the more likely it’s inhabited by certain ghost-type pokémon. Remote areas, of course, aren’t necessarily devoid of ghost-types; they’re simply host to different species.