Shuppet and Banette

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Shuppet
The Puppet Pokémon
Type: Ghost
Official Registration #: 353
Entry: This handkerchief-like pokémon floats through the air at night, feeding off negative emotions. It’s particularly attracted to overwhelming feelings of jealousy, vindictiveness, or general anger, and it will congregate with many other shuppet under the eaves of houses where someone is experiencing particularly strong variations of these emotions. For that reason, if you see entire flocks of these pokémon nestled along the gutters of a house, it’s very likely that inside resides a murderer, a scorned lover, or a teenager going through the Hoennian public high school system.

I’m going to assume you’re not thinking of anyone in particular. —LH

…I’ve tried for the past half an hour to come up with something witty to say in response, but I’ve realized saying any one of the things that came to mind would result in terrible, terrible consequences. —Bill

Good boy. —LH

Banette
The Marionette Pokémon
Type: Ghost
Official Registration #: 354
Entry: The evolved form of shuppet, by battle experience. This doll-like pokémon is said to have been the reanimated remnants of a discarded toy, given new life by cursed energies trapped within it. Powered by its need for either vengeance or closure, it moves at night, supposedly to seek out its former owner. Typically, when presented with a name that reminds him of one of his colleagues, the author would make a witty comment involving that pokémon and said colleague, but seeing as only one system administrator has a name that rhymes with “banette” and seeing as the author realizes going down this route would be a terrible idea, he’s just going to leave the entry at that. It is a cursed doll pokémon and nothing more, and there is absolutely nothing funny to point out about it. Yes.

Okay, now you’re pushing it. —LH

Mega Banette
The Marionette Pokémon
Type: Ghost
Official Registration #: 354+
Entry: The advanced form of banette, via banettite. Upon mega evolution, banette gains a considerable boost in its ability to command spiritual energies. Unfortunately, the sheer amount of spiritual power that floods this pokémon can be overwhelming to banette new to mega evolution, and the result may involve an outpour of negative energy that may inadvertently curse those around it. Thus, although tamed banette can be sweet and loyal pokémon who would go to the ends of the earth to protect their partners, many think of its advanced form as a terrifying creature of the night. Much like certain other people the author knows whose names might just rhyme with “banette.”

Flattery gets you nowhere, Bill. Certainly not misaimed flattery. —LH

Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying. —Bill

I’m not sure you did… —LH

Absol

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[[Writer’s Note: In light of yesterday’s entry, I have been informed by my editor, partner, and dearest friend L.H. that I am not funny and that I am to apologize and write a proper entry in response to my equally dear follower, @anonabsolxwolf. Thus, I present to you, my readers, the entry for the day and my sincerest pleas for forgiveness. Bill]]

Absol
The Disaster Pokémon
Type: Dark
Official Registration #: 359
Entry: A mountain-dwelling pokémon with the ability to foretell disasters. In ancient legend, absol—then referred to as the hakutaku—foretold that a deadly plague would sweep across the Hoenn region and that only a very specific herb found on the side of Mt. Pyre would be able to cure it. For this reason, Hoennians worshipped absol as a guardian spirit of herbal medicine for several centuries until modern Western medicine was introduced to the region. Absol’s prophecies for various natural disasters are still accurate, of course, but humanity has an unfortunate tendency to ignore voices of reason during times of desperation. In short, absol has gone from being a guardian spirit of herbal medicine to the patron saint of underappreciated minds whose reasonable advice goes unheeded by the Pokémon Association.

[[Editor’s Note: You are still not funny, Bill. —LH]]

Mega Absol
The Disaster Pokémon
Type: Dark
Official Registration #: 359+
Entry: The advanced form of absol, via absolite. Thanks to mega evolution, absol’s spiritual abilities are heightened considerably, making its ability to predict disaster particularly accurate. Strangely, while these heightened abilities do indeed make it a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield, not too long ago, absol had found even more popularity among a certain other subculture fond of dark creatures with (admittedly non-functional in this case) angel wings, demon horns, and the ability to foresee dark events. In other words, in a sense, absol has become the patron saint of gothic lolitas and online fanfiction authors circa 2006.

The Snover Line

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Snover
The Frost Tree Pokémon
Type: Grass/Ice
Official Registration #: 459
Entry: Although this short pokémon strongly resembles a snow-covered tree throughout the year, it is actually highly responsive to the seasons. For one, it migrates: in the warmer months, it migrates to the top of its mountainous habitat to live in the colder climes, whereas during the colder months, it migrates to the food-rich foothills to breed. Likewise, during the spring, just before it makes its journey up the mountain, it sprouts berries the texture of frozen treats all over its belly and chest. … The author highly suggests that you do not put too much thought into the second trait.

Abomasnow
The Frost Tree Pokémon
Type: Grass/Ice
Official Registration #: 460
Entry: The evolved form of snover, by battle experience. These giant snow monsters are known for their reclusiveness and protectiveness towards their own kind. To protect themselves and their newborn snover, they whip up giant blizzards to conceal their location. In that way, their snover may get up and migrate up their mountainous territory in peace. Travelers who wander through these abomasnow-induced blizzards may stumble across what appear to be moving parts of forests. On the negative side, this greatly increases those travelers’ chances of getting horribly lost within the dizzying, bitter-cold storm. On the positive side, such a sight is incredible to behold if the traveler is on the right combination of psychoactive substa

Actually, never mind.

Mega Abomasnow
The Frost Tree Pokémon
Type: Grass/Ice
Official Registration #: 460+
Entry: The advanced form of abomasnow, via abomasite. Upon mega evolution, abomasnow not only gains a considerable boost in its ability to command ice and a special ability that calls down hail storms but also a fearsome, quadrupedal appearance and the predilection of defending its mountain territories by charging downhill towards intruders. In other words, abomasnow mega evolves into the living nightmare of anyone unfortunate enough to have played SkiFree.

The Weedle Line

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Weedle
The Hairy Bug Pokémon
Type: Poison/Bug
Official Registration #: 13
Entry: Weedle uses its sensitive and prominent proboscis to locate and separate its favorite leaves to eat from its least favorite leaves. All weedle have very specific leaf preferences, as well as acute senses of smell in order to sort leaves on the forest floor based on these preferences. If anyone finds this at all strange or unusual, the writer would like to remind his audience that humanity’s own obsession with gardening has resulted in over 7500 different types of tomato, and if you use the wrong type for sauce, your sister who possesses far more culinary talents than you will ever have will ensure that you are painfully aware of what, precisely, each of those 7500 different varieties of tomato are for.

Kakuna
The Cocoon Pokémon
Type: Poison/Bug
Official Registration #: 14
Entry: The evolved form of weedle, by battle experience. In this stage of its evolutionary line, kakuna are strictly preparing for evolution and therefore remain nearly immobile. However, it is important to note that “nearly immobile” is not the same as “actually and completely immobile,” and should you accidentally stumble onto an entire tree covered with kakuna, said kakuna will extend their poison barbs through their shells in order to remind you of what that difference is.

Beedrill
The Poison Bee Pokémon
Type: Poison/Bug
Official Registration #: 15
Entry: The evolved form of kakuna, by battle experience. Quite obviously, training a weedle to its beedrill stage takes a lot of determination and audacity. This is not only because the kakuna stage is nearly immobile, therefore requiring a trainer to exert the patience needed to help their kakuna cultivate the experience required for evolution, but also because the resulting beedrill is a fiercely territorial and aggressive creature armed with three potently venomous stingers each measuring a foot long. Trainers who wish to keep beedrill are highly advised to keep healthy stocks of antidotes, pecha berries, and whatever they feel would be best to sedate a three-foot-tall bee that can fly at one’s face at violently high speeds.

Mega Beedrill
The Poison Bee Pokémon
Type: Poison/Bug
Official Registration #: 15+
Entry: The advanced form of beedrill, via beedrillite. Mega evolution forces beedrill to sacrifice their ability to launch distance attacks for a considerable boost in speed and physical strength. To reinforce this trade-off, beedrill gains a more aerodynamic body that’s far more nimble at dodging the trees of its forest habitat than its base form, and its stingers not only grow but also multiply until each individual mega beedrill possesses five razor-sharp stingers each at least a foot long. Strangely, the leader of the Cerulean Gym did not find this as fascinating as the author did.

Hoenn Legendaries, Part III

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Latias
The Eon Pokémon
Type: Dragon/Psychic
Official Registration #: 380
Entry: One of the legendary dragon guardians of the Soul Dew, an item of mystic power. Unlike most other legendaries, it’s known that latias live in small herds with multiple other latias and latios. Each latias is highly sensitive to human emotions, can understand human speech, communicates telepathically, and possesses coats of reflective down that can alter their appearance or render them invisible. Needless to say, these abilities in combination have caused much romantic confusion in the human race since the latias have first discovered us, and there is, indeed, an internet subculture dedicated to this exact breed of confusion.

Latios
The Eon Pokémon
Type: Dragon/Psychic
Official Registration #: 381
Entry: One of the legendary dragon guardians of the Soul Dew, an item of mystic power. Unlike most other legendaries, it’s known that latios live in small herds with multiple other latias and latios. These highly intelligent pokémon are capable of flying at mach speeds and telepathically coercing subjects into seeing whatever they see in their minds. Often born alongside a sister latias, latios are generally pacifist in nature … except when their twins “interact” with rather seedy-looking humans, at which point, they often use their considerable abilities to eliminate the perceived threat. Which, honestly, makes latios a pokémon the author can sympathize with greatly.

Mega Latias
The Eon Pokémon
Type: Dragon/Psychic
Official Registration #: 380+
Entry: The advanced form of latias, via latiasite. Contrary to popular belief, the change in this pokémon’s appearance does not indicate a significant boost in speed, nor does it lend any particular aerodynamic quality to the overall pokémon. Instead, it only boosts certain capabilities inherent in this pokémon’s genetic makeup, meaning it becomes even more capable of working in tandem with its sibling species. In other words, the physiological changes merely indicate the heightened ability to work as one unit with a mega latixs’s respective partner.

Kalos Legendaries, Part I

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Carbink
The Jewel Pokémon
Type: Rock/Fairy
Official Registration #: 703
Entry: A small, imp-like pokémon native to the caves of Kalos. Having slept underground for millions of years, the minerals in its body has been tempered by the pressures and temperatures of the earth itself into precious stones, most notably pure diamond. Interestingly enough, despite supposedly being related to a legendary pokémon, carbink are not considered to be legendaries themselves and are in fact fairly common in their native cave systems, which in turn means their diamonds are not particularly rare. In conclusion, for those of you who are interested in female-identifying people, the old saying “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” is terrible advice, but “chocolate is a girl’s best friend” is usually not. Just a friendly tip.

Diancie
The Jewel Pokémon
Type: Rock/Fairy
Official Registration #: 719
Entry: According to Kalosean myth, this small, princess-like pokémon is the legendary of jewels. As such, it has the power to create diamonds by compressing the carbon in the air around it. Additionally, it is not only said to be the sudden transformation of carbink (through a surge of magical fairy energy), but it is also capable of mega evolving into an even more regal and powerful form. And on that note, the author is sorely tempted to make a reference to magical girls here, but unfortunately, the internet has beaten him to literally every possible one conceivable.

Mega Diancie
The Jewel Pokémon
Type: Rock/Fairy
Official Registration #: 719+
Entry: The advanced form of diancie, via diancite. Despite being a mythical pokémon, diancie has gained a considerable amount of popularity among girls, purely for its magical girl-like mega evolution, and consequently, mega diancie is featured in quite a few Japanese animated cartoons, including and most notably the hugely popular franchise Crystal Knight Mega Diancie. Unfortunately, this also means that mega diancie is considerably popular among certain types of older anime fans, and suffice to say, the author strongly urges one to never look into the Crystal Knight Mega Diancie subreddit.

FAQ

In preparation for the reopening of the ask box (which may occur sometime this weekend, if all goes well), I’ve had Bill compile an FAQ covering some of the most common questions we’ve gotten. Please note that we’d like to keep these questions to a minimum to avoid, as one of our more colorful colleagues puts it, “beating a dead rapidash,” so don’t forget to read through the FAQ carefully before sending in an ask, just to be sure that your question hasn’t already been answered.

Also, some common questions for specific species or types may be located in their respective tags. Click here for our most common tags, as well as a tutorial for navigating our tag system: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/taginfo

Thank you!


Q. What are some good service pokémon?
A. It depends on your needs. Every pokémon has their own specific set of abilities and strengths, and as such, different pokémon fill different niches, depending on what a human may need. There are plenty of service and guide pokémon programs out there to match a human with a specially trained pokémon partner; you may receive a recommendation to consult one, or you may wish to reach out to one on your own.

That having been said, there are really no limitations to what pokémon may be used in which region, although some are indeed rarer than others. For example, although solosis may make excellent partners for those suffering from anxiety disorders, they’re harder (but not impossible) to obtain in Kanto as opposed to Unova.

Generally speaking, yes, psychic pokémon work best to help those with sensory disorders or other neurological conditions, as they can sense even the most minute changes in their partners’ psychological state. Likewise, they can often help ease a human’s mind in an emergency through empathic therapy, and some are also trained in meditative techniques (to guide their partners into a calmer state of mind). Grass-types are also occasionally used for their ability to use aromatherapy, although this is rarer due to the possibility of an allergic reaction to their pollen.

For other suggestions, please see our service pokémon tag: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/tagged/service-pok%C3%A9mon

Pokémon for those with anxiety or sensory issues tend to be the most popular topics, and several posts (such as this one: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/152322784586/hey-bill-i-have-a-lot-of-anxiety-and-depression ) outlline some popular choices.


Q. My [insert pokémon here] has turned hostile! What do I do?
A. Pokémon are very rarely suddenly hostile for no reason. If your pokémon is not newly evolved and they’ve suddenly begun displaying hostile behaviors, determine what the actual cause is first and foremost. Communicate with your pokémon if you can, and if you can’t, observe their actions and look out for any sign that they’re about to exhibit the violent or otherwise hostile behaviors you’ve noticed. When you see it happen, try to remember what the trigger was, then work from there. As hostile behavior can be rooted in any number of things (from a new pokémon to actual, imminent danger to you or them or an actual medical issue), it’s impossible to answer this question without observing your pokémon for ourselves, so it will be up to you to help your pokémon as best as you can.

Please note that this advice also applies to pokémon that are hostile towards themselves as well, although this is a strong indicator that there may be some underlying medical condition that should be addressed by a professional pokémon nurse as soon as possible.


Q. What can I do to guarantee my pokémon won’t be hostile to a new recruit? / My new pokémon is shy or socially anxious due to past abuse; what can I do to help it adjust to the rest of my team?
A. Take it slowly. Set up the introduction in an environment your new pokémon considers to be safe, such as a large, open room with plenty of toys or other distractions. Have your new pokémon sit in this room and introduce your team one team member at a time. As in, choose one team member to introduce to your new teammate, then allow them to be in the same room until your new pokémon seems comfortable with them. Then, remove your older pokémon, wait for a bit to let your new one relax, and send in another one, perhaps with the first if your new one seems more comfortable with them in the room. Keep doing this until your pokémon has met your entire team.

However, also pay very close attention to the body language of both pokémon. If at any point, it looks like either pokémon is uncomfortable with the meeting, withdraw them and try again later. Don’t go too quickly; this will only harm your new pokémon’s mental state or drive your older pokémon into displaying hostile or intimidating behaviors.


Q. How do I take care of a newborn pokémon?
A. For the most part, the mother will care for the hatchling until it’s old enough to live independently. If the mother isn’t available, it tends to vary by species. Most of them (except ice-types that are literally made of ice) will need warmth of some sort to keep their body temperatures balanced. Use soft blankets and beds for this, and always keep your hatchling’s room at a warm, even temperature.

Moreover, it may need to be bottle-fed and weaned. In the first few weeks, you’ll likely be seeing your local Nurse Joy frequently to monitor your hatchling’s growth. Simply follow the pokémon center’s directions regarding feeding and when to wean for your hatchling’s specific species, and you should be fine.

Otherwise, it’s more or less a simple matter of caring for the hatchling the way you would an adolescent or adult form of the same pokémon, so be sure to consult guides (located under our pokémon care tag) for more information: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/tagged/pok%C3%A9mon-care

Alternatively, you can view pokémon care guides for specific species or lines by searching through its own tag.


Q. How do water-type pokémon move about on the land?
A. Either barely at all or supported by an energy net emitted by the poké ball system. See this post for further details: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/153030192831/hello-bill-how-often-do-fully-aquatic-pokémon


Q. How do you know what type pokémon/moves are? / Why did no one realize that _____ was a fairy-type?
A. Type classifications tend to be tricky, as a lot of what goes into classifying pokémon into the (currently) eighteen types is pure observation. Moreover, it’s important to keep in mind that because the physiologies of each pokémon species tend to be wildly different from one another, it might not be entirely apparent that a certain pokémon is displaying the hallmark weaknesses or resistances of its elemental affinity until researchers can get a closer look. For example, because of gardevoir’s fragility, it didn’t strike pokémonologists as odd that gardevoir would take quite a bit of damage from a steel-type attack until it was discovered that it took more damage than usual due to the interactions between its fairy typing and the steel element. Conversely, clefable’s resistance to the fighting type was attributed to its bulky appearance before it was discovered that its defensive capabilities are average at best and that its fighting resistance comes from its elemental affinity instead. The definitions of types tend to be about as mutable as any other taxonomic classification in biology; even when we’re certain that we’re correct for a specific reason, that doesn’t always seem to be the case.

The same can be said for moves. While researchers can detect elemental affinities a lot easier with moves (because we simply need to sample the energy resonance via standard lab equipment, if it’s not already visually obvious what type a move is), sometimes, even when we’re sure that a move resonates with one type of energy, it might actually resonate with something completely different, such as in the cases of Charm, Sweet Kiss, and Moonlight. (Or even Curse, for that matter, before it was re-evaluated and classified as a completely ghost-type move.)

For further information, please read this post: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/160242832496/how-did-no-one-realize-pokemon-like-the-clefable


Q. How do I cheer my pokémon up?
A. Through a lot of time and patience, just as you would a human friend. Don’t force your pokémon to feel better, but do everything you can to make them feel comfortable and reassure them that you’ll always be there to support them. You might also consider cheering them up with distractions—more training or play time, for example—and never discount the importance of basic care (including and especially ensuring that your pokémon gets enough sleep and exercise, as well as a balanced diet and plenty of fluids).


Q. How do I stop my pokémon from ______?
A. Use its poké ball.

Alternatively, most bad habits can be trained out of a pokémon through positive reinforcement. Establish a good behavior (or otherwise what you want your pokémon to do instead of the bad behavior) through visual teaching. Show them and verbalize to them in as clear a manner as possible what it is you want. Then, allow them to practice this good behavior and reward them (with treats or affection) whenever they perform it successfully. Afterwards, any time they perform the good behavior, reward them, and any time they perform the bad behavior, don’t reward them but do give them a stern but gentle warning. (You may also wish to employ a clicker to reinforce good behavior and dissuade bad.)


Q. My pokémon has separation anxiety! What do I do?
A. Always stick to a routine. Routines normalize things for a pokémon and helps them adjust to any sudden changes. So if you feed them at a very specific time, always feed them at exactly that time in order to help them stabilize themselves and give them something reliable and predictable to count on.

This can be vital for pokémon that need to be left at home. Always leave at the exact same time every day to establish that in your pokémon’s daily routine. Always come home at exactly the same time as well, and couple your comings and goings with a specific cue (jingling of keys, announcing your departure/arrival, or so on) so your pokémon has something concrete to help them anticipate how long you’ll be gone. The more you do this, the more your pokémon will begin to understand how long your absences feel, so it’ll be easier for them to pass the time.

Additionally, always leave something of yours behind (such as a piece of clothing that smells like you) so your pokémon can seek comfort from it while you’re gone. Finally, if they can handle being away from you for that period of time calmly, reward that as you would any other sort of good behavior so they can begin to understand that being away from you isn’t a form of punishment (nor is it a sign of abandonment). And of course, always block out some time each day to play with your pokémon so they know you would never abandon them.


Q. Are poké balls ethical?
A. See this post: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/169480712313/so-is-the-use-of-pok%C3%A9balls-ethical

The Aron Line

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Aron
The Iron Armor Pokémon
Type: Steel/Rock
Official Registration #: 304
Entry: A small but hefty tank-like pokémon originally discovered in the cave systems of Hoenn. Although these small but docile pokémon typically live deep underground, they thrive on iron and will thus rise to the surface in search of it if underground deposits run dry. In the process, they quickly become destructive forces of nature, capable of destroying anything within their paths easily until they consume the iron they need. They have been known to devour anything containing iron, including railroad tracks, cars, heavy equipment, sensitive research equipment, and more … yet the editor of this blog still considers them to be “cute” and “not at all dangerous” for some reason.

Lairon
The Iron Armor Pokémon
Type: Steel/Rock
Official Registration #: 305
Entry: The evolved form of aron, by battle experience. Aron, a pokémon that typically lives in herds, will congregate into similar herd structures after evolution. These herds typically congregate near mineral-rich underground springs, where they often engage in vicious battles with one another by slamming into each other’s armor, all in preparation for fights against invading pokémon or humans. Unfortunately, because their spring-side habitats tend to be closer to the surface than their nests as aron, they are known to lay waste to even more human-built structures, including mines, tunnels, or mountainside villages. For whatever reason, the editor of this blog thinks lairon is cute too.

Aggron
The Iron Armor Pokémon
Type: Steel/Rock
Official Registration #: 306
Entry: The evolved form of lairon, by battle experience. Upon evolution, aggron will break away from its former herd and roam vast, mountainous territory by itself. A single aggron will claim an entire mountain as its personal territory, and as such, aggron are known to aggressively repel other aggron—even those from its former herd—with incredible feats of violence. Lone aggron are therefore much easier to capture and train, and in fact, aggron are among the strongest pokémon available in the Hoenn region. Their popularity is only helped by the fact that the Hoennian champion, Steven Stone, includes one among his signature team … which, actually, might explain the editor’s predilection towards them.

What are you implying?! —LH

Mega Aggron
The Iron Armor Pokémon
Type: Steel
Official Registration #: 306+
Entry: The advanced form of aggron, via aggronite. Upon mega evolution, aggron loses its affinity for the rock type but gains a considerable boost in defensive and physically offensive capabilities. Some believe that, in conjunction with its own territorial nature and the existence of mega tyranitar, mega aggron is itself proof that there is no higher power in the universe, as clearly, monsters with world-ending abilities and devastating tempers are allowed to exist and be placed in the hands of a species with notoriously questionable levels of judgment. Others believe that this is actually proof that there is a higher power out there and that this higher power is both a pokémon and extremely puzzled that humans have managed to survive for as long as we have.

The editor of this blog, meanwhile, simply believes that a 400-pound armored behemoth with spikes quite literally everywhere and a strong tendency to protect the pristine state of its territory through the most violent means possible is cute.

Edit: Really? Nothing, Lanette? —Bill

Why would I have a comeback? It’s cute, and to be fair, the world could use more sentient tanks to protect the environment. —LH

Sometimes I forget how terrifying you are… —Bill

The Larvitar Line

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Larvitar
The Rock Skin Pokémon
Type: Rock/Ground
Official Registration #: 246
Entry: A two-foot-tall, dinosaur-like pokémon native to mountainous regions. Although it’s true that larvitar are born underground and eat soil and rocks until they tunnel to the surface, the idea that they eat entire mountains before evolution is entirely false. It just feels as if they do, as larvitar are, on average, almost 160 pounds, and they have a tendency to leap at their unsuspecting trainers when overwhelmed with the need to shower them with affection via a tackling hug.

Pupitar
The Hard Shell Pokémon
Type: Rock/Ground
Official Registration #: 247
Entry: The evolved form of larvitar, by battle experience. During evolution, larvitar encase themselves in a cocoon of rock. This stone shell is as hard and solid as bedrock, so while it fully protects the larvitar inside from any damage, it also constricts its limb movements. However, this doesn’t mean it’s entirely immobile, as pupitar possesses vents all over its body, which allow the highly compressed gases it creates within itself to escape in the form of powerful jets. In fact, these jets can be so powerful that they can propel pupitar wherever it needs to be faster than a number of other pokémon. This is, of course, doubly unfortunate for its trainer, as not only can pupitar launch itself like a rocket in any direction, but it’s also a 335-pound tank of pure destruction … that still enjoys showering its trainers with affection by throwing itself at them.

Tyranitar
The Armor Pokémon
Type: Rock/Dark
Official Registration #: 248
Entry: The evolved form of pupitar, by battle experience. On the positive side, tyranitar do not shower their trainers with affection by throwing themselves at them. On the negative side, tyranitar are highly destructive and aggressive pokémon who possess the ability to flatten miles of forest in seconds and who are constantly on the lookout for new opponents to fight, and tamed tyranitar consider doing both of these things (committing incredible amounts of property damage and fighting literally anything it can find) to be perfectly acceptable methods of showing affection towards their trainers.

Mega Tyranitar
The Armor Pokémon
Type: Rock/Dark
Official Registration #: 248+
Entry: The advanced form of tyranitar, via tyranitarite. On the positive side, achieving mega evolution with a tyranitar is proof that it and its trainer have formed an unbreakable, everlasting bond of friendship between each other. On the negative side, mega tyranitar are significantly faster, bulkier, and more powerful than their un-mega evolved forms, and the point about their generally highly aggressive nature still stands. Best of luck, trainers!