tirien66
replied to your post “Hey Bill, I’m preparing to take on the Alola Elite Four. My team is…”

Whatever happened to Magikarp guy…

She won the championship title, then forfeited it back to the previous champion and then went on to tackle the other regions in much the same way. From what I understand, she’s currently training her magikarp in the mountains. Not Mt. Silver like Red—just … the mountains. As you do with a magikarp.

I can’t tell you how many companies have openly expressed their disappointment that they couldn’t get her magikarp to serve as their spokesmon.

hiphoppip replied to your post “Hi, Bill. I’ve heard that some pokemon have their origins talked about…”

Damn, how strong are those eggs? To survive being dropped from any height takes good strength and impact distribution! Have we made hardhats out of those shells yet?

Oh, don’t worry. They’re only as thick and durable as coconuts, really, so they’re not exactly indestructible (or recommended as materials to make hard hats). If a particularly tall Alolan exeggutor attempted to drop one of its eggs, then it would very likely break, so the mother may need assistance or some coaxing to bend over a bit.

Hello Mister Bill! I’m the anon from quite a while ago with the problem hugging my affectionate Gengar, Noir. I’m happy to say that I’ve built up enough of a tolerance to hug him for a whole three minutes at a time now! What you suggested with the pecha extract worked great, so from the bottom of our hearts, me and Noir thank you for your help!

You’re very welcome, anonymous! Glad it helped and that you’re able to a hug a very deserving pokémon.

hiphoppip replied to your post “My Gallade, Lancer, had evolved several weeks ago. Ever since my he…”

Im pretty sure Gallades have very good balance! Teach him to spin and dance, getting in tune with a new body needs balance! The elegance of ballet would do just the trick for ease, comfort, and confidence! If he feels confident with his body, then youll be able to tell if his anxiety is truely about battling or not!

Excellent point! This is also a good option for a recently evolved gallade.

I stole a houndour because its owner was going to enter it in something called the death ring, that and it was also malnourished and had cloudy eyes

bills-pokedex:

Give yourself some credit, @marcusredleaf. You didn’t steal that houndour. You rescued it and, perhaps (and hopefully), introduced its trainer to a comfortable life with guaranteed shelters and meals within their nearest prison.

To be fair, Nurse Joys are, in general, rather terrifying if you cross them.

celestialily replied to your post “Favourite character from ‘The Rangers: Z war’? Steel man and…”

Wasn’t it black liepard? considering liepards were actually based on panthers XD

{Not anymore!

Edit: No, really, this was actually a conscious decision because 1) luxray are cooler, which is an opinion that may or may not be influenced by my Nuzlocking attempts, and 2) I wasn’t sure how okay naming the Black Panther expy after liepard would be for various reasons. So … luxray.

Although part of me now regrets not naming him after incineroar. I mean, realtalk.}

Anon with the fear of fairy-types here; I ended up having a pretty long talk with my girlfriend, and she was actually really understanding? We decided to go see an earlier matinee, then got takeout for dinner and ate in the park while her clefable and my cubone got to know each other. Your suggestion about having him as a buffer was great; I’m still working up to a one-on-one meeting, but seeing how well our pokemon played together made me think things will work out.

Dreadfully belated reply, but this is excellent to hear! Keep working, anonymous, and may your relationship with both your girlfriend and her clefable be filled with happiness.

I have a very important question. I’ve been off the internet for a while but.. Have the Ribombee movie memes finally died? How about the memes of that one movie where a Garbodor living in a swamp and a Mudbray rescues a princess? What was the name of that movie again..?

haunted-electronix:

bills-pokedex:

I refuse to name that movie, as naming it will draw forth its curse (by which I mean countless upon countless of memes in the replies). As for your question about whether or not its memes or the ones concerning the Ribombee Movie have died … no. Unfortunately.

On the positive side, no one’s talking about Blizzard anymore. You could say we’ve [REDACTED]

Don’t you dare. —LH

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