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Bill, have you considered actually, you know, apologizing to Steven for spreading rumors about him? It can’t possibly make things worse than they already are at this point

themaninmeteorfalls:

bills-pokedex:

What do you think the rare stones are for?

Also, since when do you apologize for anything? —LH

Since the person in question could kill my career. Or me. —Bill

I do admit I’m very entertained by all of this, so by all means, carry on! Though I can’t say I wouldn’t be interested in any rare stones you find while… digging.

Ah, Lanette! I did so enjoy coffee with you. Perhaps we should arrange for another one. I’m sure you would enjoy a break from the rigors of editing this blog.

That would be lovely, Steven! Whenever you’re near Meteor Falls again, you know where to find me. —LH

………………. —Bill

so i heard a rumour that steven stone likes hugging beldum. aren’t they er spiky and hard

themaninmeteorfalls:

bills-pokedex:

Remember, Bill. Children read this blog. —LH

Oh, come now, Lanette. You know me better than that. Besides, Steven is unfortunately not interested. Not that I’ve checked (persistently). —Bill

Don’t worry, anonymous. Even if this were true—not that I would know either way, and not that I would judge him for it—there’s nothing wrong with hugging a beldum. The majority of its body is smooth; the spikes are just jutting out of one end. So spiky, no, but long and hard? Absolutely. And I mean that in only one sense, I promise you.

Will of the Titans, I can’t leave you alone for five seconds, can I? That was literally a paragraph that we can’t possibly publish. Literally. A paragraph. —LH

And yet, you let me publish it. —Bill

Only because your mother is reading this, and I’m hoping she’ll deal with you… —LH

Actually, my mother would be thrilled if I knew more about Steven Stone’s beldum cuddling habits, but that’s neither here nor there. —Bill

Gods above. I’m done. —LH

What an interesting question and post.

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Hey Bill! I’m a lucario that goes by the name of Raine. I’m very well versed in com[uters, and I use them everyday. I have a few problems using keyboards as while I have extra fingers on my hands, they are very short and i’ve made at least a dozen tupos while typing this memo and i’ve probably missed some. – Raine

Hmm. Well, this certainly is something I’ll take into consideration while developing that keyboard. Thank you, Raine!

(I’m a little tempted to create a survey now. I simply have far too many questions to ask all of the pokémon reading out there…!)

My ditto loves to watch documentaries, to mimic stuff good! Since you were wondering. -Signed, Keyboard Ditto’s trainer

Now that is very adorable. If you’d like a recommendation for documentaries you can show your ditto, I highly recommend any of Professor Birch’s, which are available for free on his personal channel. Professor Oak also does regular Pokémon Talks, although these are always filmed in his lab, whereas Birch films pokémon in the wild. (Both are very informative for a trainer, however!)

Just read the Ralts egg group ask. What the heck does Oedipal mean? I can’t really understand the answer without knowing what that word means.

Lanette. You’re the one who said it, so you get to explain it.

Honestly, Bill, you’ve joked about the more colorful parts of the internet multiple times, and this is where you draw the line? It means “something related to the Oedipus complex.” “Oedipus complex,” for those of you who don’t know, is the idea that some people want to have intimate relations with one of their parents, usually their mother. Although we could get into whether or not Freud, who coined this term, is at all credible, the point is that the term “oedipal” means “anything related to the idea of wanting to date your parents.” —LH

trainzelda replied to your post “What’s a good pokemon that is able to use hypnosis? I plan to…”

Considering the move hypnosis just puts you to sleep, and sleep hypnosis is a real legal thing people do irl, I wouldnt say theres an issue, just an unusual question

That depends on whether we’re talking about Hypnosis or hypnosis. Both have unfortunate implications, though, depending on why you wish to experiment with them. It would be one thing to practice it legally as a hypnotherapist; it’s another thing entirely to practice it creatively as a con artist.

fuckyeahvaleyard replied to your post “Have u heard about the ketamine addicted furries who peddle xanax…”

(No, really, where can I read about this? This sounds like distracting furry drama!)

{If this is an OOC question—and, eff, even if it wasn’t, because all of you need to be blessed with joy on this delightful evening—a friend of the mun’s has given her the context.

Context, of course, is used here in the loosest sense possible. http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1225100-isis-daesh }

I can only imagine the shock of someone fell in love with a ZoruaZoroarkDitto while disguised and then revealed themselves? Has that ever happened before? If so, what was the reaction like?

dzamie:

bills-pokedex:

Strangely enough, there’s been no record of any such occurrence outside of a handful of urban legends.

Or, perhaps, not so strangely enough, as if there were a ditto or zorua/zoroark courting humans, we would really know about it? 😉

A zoroark wrote this answer.

You know, I’ve always had my suspicions about Bill… —LH

I’ll neither confirm nor deny a thing here. —Bill