The Porygon Collective will accept any query of yours, Bill. We would also like to apologize; our calculations for the probability of you being a furry were tampered with by approximately 1,592 Porygon-Z. They have been purged from the network, and we are re-running the calculations as we send this message. I’m not sure I should take this as a comfort, but thank you?
The Pokédex According to Bill 