Panpour
The Spray Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 515
Entry: A monkey-like pokémon native to Unovan rivers and lakes. It uses the spongy tuft on its head to store water, which it uses to hydrate the plants and pokémon it comes across as it travels. Plants are said to thrive unusually well when watered with a panpour’s reserves, and given both this, the fact that this sponge is attached to panpour’s body, and this tuft’s ability to maintain its moisture even in dry heat, it is possibly best not to think too much about where this water is coming from.

Simipour
The Geyser Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 516
Entry: The evolved form of panpour, by exposure to water stone. A monkey-like pokémon with an affinity for clean water sources. Its tail has unique properties: not only is the tuft at the end capable of siphoning up water when simipour’s reserves run dry, but also, it has the capability of expelling water with enough force to shatter a concrete wall. For those of you who were expecting the inclusion of a joke about how a monkey’s backside is capable of shooting a geyser strong enough to destroy concrete, rest assured that the author is not the Sinnohan storage system administrator and therefore has a little more class than that.