Hi! I was wondering if the Skitty line, Ralts line, Rowlet or Bunary lines react badly to soap at all? Like, any kind of soap. Or perhaps I should ask about general hygiene instead, uhhh… help? pls? :(

The ralts line can be safely bathed with soap, as that can easily be washed off their skin. Just be sure to get all the soap residue off and follow up with coconut or baby oil (or simply a moisturizer for humanoid pokémon) to avoid drying out your ralts’s skin.

All bird pokémon, meanwhile, should only be given a water bath at most. That is, it’s important to give many of them a bath consisting only of water at a temperature they can stand. (Rowlet is among the pokémon that need such a bath, but there are a select few, such as the torchic line, that will need a sand bath instead. That would be just an outdoor shallow pit filled with sand or dust.) Water baths not only help a bird wash off excess oil and dirt, but the temperature and the act of splashing or soaking helps them maintain peak mental health—that is, it’s just as relaxing for them as a bath would be for us. It’s just that soap can dry out the skin too much by stripping away all of the natural oils of a bird’s skin, not to mention it can be difficult to completely remove from a bird’s feathers.

Finally, never bathe a buneary unless they can’t bathe themselves (and even then, only bathe a buneary if they’re very clearly in need of a bath) or if they’re covered in something that would be toxic to them. Members of the buneary line bathe themselves (like cats and feline pokémon), and if dampened and not properly dried, a buneary’s soft fur and tufts can grow mold. That and a bath can be traumatic for them.

Actually, the same (never bathe them unless they can’t bathe themselves or get into something toxic) can be said for skitty and all other feline pokémon, but the concern there is less about their health as it is yours. Feline pokémon are generally very adamant about their hatred of baths.

Best of luck concerning your team, anonymous!

Edit: This post now includes information regarding the skitty line (and Bill will, in his words, be “adequately retrained in basic reading comprehension skills”). Thank you for your patience! —LH

I have a skitty and an espeon as pets and my skitty keeps jumping on espeon! He follows him around the house, as if waiting for him to relax and the pounces. Whenever I’m in a room, seemingly alone with espeon, skitty suddenly appears! Is this normal behavior?

Strangely enough, yes! Skitty are notoriously playful pokémon, and they seem most attracted to other creatures they perceive as cat-like beings. While you are essentially a very large cat to your skitty, your espeon has a generally cat-like shape that’s larger than your skitty’s, so therefore, your espeon is a much more ideal target. Usually, this behavior subsides upon evolution, but that’s not really a guarantee, unfortunately. Either way, if you’ve chosen not to evolve your skitty, I’m afraid that your espeon has many, many days of being pounced on ahead of him.

Skitty and Delcatty

Skitty
The Kitten Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 300
Entry: The subject of about 90% of all domestic pokémon videos on the internet. It is not well-understood why skitty seems to be a universal obsession for the human race. Some say it has something to do with Cute Charm, one of its possible natural abilities, but more than likely, it’s just because it’s so bloody adorable, regardless of its ability.

Delcatty
The Prim Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 301
Entry: The evolved form of skitty, by exposure to moon stone. An extremely popular pokémon among fashion-conscious female trainers, delcatty are known for their unfettered existences, in which they do whatever they please and sleep whenever they wish with no actual consequences to their behavior. Thus, it is said that delcatty is “living the dream” and that it is “the thing all young bloggers aspire to be.”