I half wonder if there aren’t a few additional elements to this.  Like, it seems that most, if not all, Pokemon are intelligent enough to know that humans are far more “defenseless” than the average Pokemon is.  

I mean, sure, you have those Pokemon who are extremely territorial/aggressive/hungry, but at the same time not all Pokemon are like that.  In fact, I would say that most Pokemon tend to want to avoid conflict at all, unless it somehow extensively threatens their own life in some perceived way.  And even then, most attacks directed at humans seem to be more along the lines of a small warning (when Pokemon threaten other Pokemon, they tend to get the a more forceful attack).  A researcher with rotten luck is an exception, apparently. 

Then again, perhaps I’m just being overly optimistic by saying that Pokemon are less likely to attack a human than they are other Pokemon by virtue of their realization that the human would never survive a few thunderbolts to the head. As I mentioned before, if you have a Pokemon that’s angry or hungry enough, they aren’t going to seem too concerned over human fragility.   

Add to this the chance of friendship; as Bill mentioned briefly, many people choose to form some kind of pact with Pokemon to help raise/train them to grow stronger. Perhaps most, if not all, wild Pokemon recognize the potential to become stronger by teaming up with humans, and so have a vested interest in not killing them all. 

… . Or we could all just be deluding ourselves and the real reason Pokemon haven’t aggressively hunted humans to extinction is simply because all of them have tried eating us once and think we taste exceptionally awful. 

If you can’t eat them, join them. 

@anonabsolxwolf


It’s also very true that pokémon frequently see us as friends, which is why newly captured pokémon tend to take being tamed so well. There are also instances of pokémon quite literally choosing their trainers due to any number of positive qualities that human may possess. Researchers have no doubt that pokémon are capable of being vastly intelligent, although how intelligent may depend on the species. (Alakazam, dragonite, and metagross are thought to be far more intelligent than even humans, but slowpoke … generally are not.) Nonetheless, the fact of the matter is, what you’re saying about pokémon sapience and their drive to form bonds with us is certainly true, and I thank you for adding that.

On a similar note, it is also certainly true that human meat does not, in any way, appeal to anything that one would think would eat us. This is also why animals generally don’t make the attempt. Seeing as I, for one, am not a cannibal, I couldn’t imagine what about our meat is so unappealing, but yes, this is why we are not on the food chain to anyone unless there is quite literally nothing else to eat.

…Except wherever our life forces are concerned. Ghost-types are quite fond of that, unfortunately.

—Bill

Kanto Starters I: Bulbasaur

@psychmsI just noticed you haven’t written about any of the regional starters! Can you tell us about your most memorable experience with a starter Pokémon (or its evolutions)?

Ah, keen observation! Starters are a bit special to a researcher, as we tend to associate them with new beginnings while maintaining our status as a ridiculously sentimental breed of people. In particular, I must say I’m closest to the Kantonian starters, in part because I consider one of my home regions to be Kanto and in part because, despite beginning my journey in Johto, my starter was a bulbasaur. While I could go on and on about the bulbasaur line, I hardly think it would be appropriate to only cover it and not the other two families. Thus, consider this to be part one of a three-part series.

Bulbasaur
The Seed Pokémon
Type: Grass/Poison
Official Registration #: 1
Entry: One of three pokémon traditionally offered to new trainers at the beginning of their journeys in Kanto. Many people believe that out of the three, bulbasaur is the easiest to raise, as bulbasaur are more docile than the other two, the species’ offensive and defensive traits are balanced, and a grass-type has more of an advantage against the earliest Kantonian gyms than a fire- or water-type. However, while all of this is true, such advice frequently forgets any word on what to do when you have a pokémon that learns Leech Seed, Stun Spore, Poison Powder, and Sleep Powder all basically at the same time. On that note, should you be a new trainer who finds himself with a rambunctious bulbasaur who enjoys showering you with “affection,” be sure to carry full heals. A lot of full heals. Do not buy anything but full heals until your bulbasaur evolves. You will thank me later.

Ivysaur
The Seed Pokémon
Type: Grass/Poison
Official Registration #: 2
Entry: The evolved form of bulbasaur, by battle experience. As it nears evolution into a venusaur, an ivysaur’s blossom grows larger and more fragrant to the point where it naturally emits a sweet, spicy fragrance strong enough to be detected from a distance. Thus, an ivysaur is the easiest among the three middle-evolution starters to evolve, not only because the weight of the bulb makes each ivysaur more eager to battle (in order to gain the strength needed to support its own flower) but also because the scent emitting from the blossom happens to be the exact kind of aroma that draws pokémon towards one in droves. That said, while ivysaur are still among the easiest pokémon to train, new and mediocre trainers should be warned that preventing an ivysaur from battling is nearly impossible and that many of your days may be spent being dragged through Viridian Forest by a charging ivysaur chased by a horde of beedrill.

Venusaur
The Seed Pokémon
Type: Grass/Poison
Official Registration #: 3
Entry: The evolved form of ivysaur, by battle experience. A venusaur’s evolution is among the most beautiful to occur within the pokémon world. When the time comes, an ivysaur will seek the sunniest clearing in a forest, crouch within beams of sunlight, and allow its flower to grow and bloom. Petal by petal will open, and its fragrance will become more intense and aromatic. The power of this sight and the soothing nature of its signature perfume will rejuvenate an observing trainer just as much as the venusaur experiencing it, which is worth it to note as a warning to both. While you may be tempted to run forward and embrace your long-time pokémon partner in a rush of mutual pride and elation, note that your venusaur has gone from being 29 pounds to over 220 and that it will use all 220 to affectionately tackle you before realizing that it is no longer the size and weight of a large dog.


On the other hand, in order for you to die on my front lawn, you would also have to be ignored by a certain gym leader who apparently has enough free time on her hands to designate my property as the most romantic spot in Kanto.

Not to deflect any potential blame, of course.