Swirlix
The Cotton Candy Pokémon
Type: Fairy
Official Registration #: 684
Entry: A puff-like pokémon of the fairy type. Because it constantly eats sweets, it exudes a sticky, sugary substance that thoroughly coats its cotton-like fur. Thus, it is best to keep your swirlix away from children and ants in the summertime, as a combination of all three things can and will result in tears. Furthermore, do not lick your swirlix … and do not ask the author why this needs to be said.

Slurpuff
The Meringue Pokémon
Type: Fairy
Official Registration #: 685
Entry: The evolved form of swirlix, via trading if the subject has had a whipped dream applied to it. A swirlix’s nose is hundreds of times more sensitive than a human’s and is capable of distinguishing even the faintest of scents. It uses this strong sense of smell to assist bakers in creating the best pastries with the freshest ingredients … and also to embarrass lactose intolerant customers who accidentally eat pastries they failed to realize were made with dairy.