Vullaby
The Diapered Pokémon
Type: Dark/Flying
Official Registration #: 629
Entry: Vullaby’s wings are too short and underdeveloped to allow it to fly, but as it nears evolution, it sheds the bones it wears in order to drop dead weight and give its wings more space in which to move. One would assume this would be the joke of the entry, but in actuality, it is the pokémon’s recorded species, which was neither the writer’s fault nor something on which he can provide any sort of witty comment, as any commentary regarding this has already been made somewhere on the internet with varying degrees of irony and innocence.

Mandibuzz
The Bone Vulture Pokémon
Type: Dark/Flying
Official Registration #: 630
Entry: The evolved form of vullaby, by battle experience. Mandibuzz is a large, vulture-like pokémon known for circling potential prey, then swooping down on it and carrying it back to its nest, where it dismembers said prey to use its bones for nest reinforcement and decoration. This behavior may seem intimidating to some, but there are theories within the pokémon ethological community that it is better explained with the fact that the appearance of its preevolved form is not particularly well-respected among pokémon either.