I am going to drive to your house in a truck full of tea, painted with the Unova flag, flanked by Braviary dual-wielding shotguns and dump tea in your pond because FREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM. I will continue to do this on every Unovan Independence Day until one or both of us dies.

I remind you again that there is a gym leader who has a fondness for that pond, a starmie, and a very short temper. Godspeed, anonymous.

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