To the Pizza Anon: Are you suuuuure you don’t want a pizza Trubbish? I know a traaash man in Alola who breeds particularly pizza filled Trubbish. He’s got tons of ’em, all of which are named after Danny DeVito regardless of gender or personality! His name is Vinny Vinesauce. Contact me and I can give you the DeVito you deserve.

Well, I can’t argue with this. Have fun, anonymous.

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