Can a Burn Heal help with the fiery fury of Tamato Berry burns? is it safe to be applied orally to Pokemon who’ve been tricked into eating the berry, or for poor human victims of the berry?

No. Nothing will be able to save you. I’m sorry, anonymous.

In all seriousness, burn heal is a topical medication designed to help alleviate non-chemical burns, such as those caused by exposure to fire. Using it for a chemical burn such as the sort spicy food will cause can make things worse, as the treatment may simply spread the chemical elsewhere—or worse, cause a reaction that will burn you further. Also, under no circumstances should it be ingested.

For tamato berries, milk is (unfortunately) your best hope. If you’ve gotten tamato juice on you, cover it with yogurt. (Do not use water to wash the juice off. This will make things worse!) If you’ve ingested it, drink a glass of cold milk.

If you’re lactose intolerant, soy milk is actually just as effective, as is antacid. Or raw suffering, if you have no milk and if antacid doesn’t work for you.