Bill, I’ve asked my entire team of Pokémon (a dusk lycanroc, a furfrou, and a nidorino) if you were a furry. They all moved the ‘yes’ paper. Even the furries think you’re a furry.

They don’t know me.

(No, literally, they don’t. Or do I have pokémon readers besides the occasional rotom or porygon? That would be interesting, actually…)

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