Can a past trauma get in the way of a Pokemon evolving via happiness? My Cleffa is from a shelter and I was told he was abused by his old trainer. He’s my baby now and I’ve spoiled him ever since, but recently he’s shown an interest in battling and I’ve started to ease him into it. It might be too early to tell, but I know he loves me a lot already and I’m not seeing any signs yet.

Sometimes, anonymous, but in your case, it’s unlikely. You see, trauma requires a lot of mental healing. Some pokémon never really get over a personal history filled with abuse and neglect, but others do in a very big way. It depends on a number of factors, mainly the degree of abuse, the personality of the pokémon, and the amount of love and patience a trainer shows them. If recovering pokémon can heal enough to open themselves up to their new trainers, they can experience the amount of happiness required for evolution.

In your case, it seems like your cleffa has already made incredible steps to recovery if he loves you deeply already. Continue doing what you’ve been doing to maintain his trust, and do your best to support him on the battlefield. I have no doubt that evolution should be easy for him if you continue to care for him the way you are now.

Best of luck, anonymous!

When my igglybuff gets upset with me or another Pokémon she huffs and floats to the ceiling and puts herself in time out… why does she do this? Is she just an oddball?

Not at all, anonymous! Members of the jigglypuff line often inflate themselves when they’re upset. Igglybuff just happen to be light enough to lift themselves off the ground, although lighter jigglypuff can as well. So long as she’s indoors and away from ceiling fans, uncovered vents, or fireplaces with uncapped chimneys, she should fine. Just wait an hour or so for her to calm down and deflate on her own and catch her in a bug catching net if she wanders too far.

There’s a poke park next to my home that my Riolu just loves going to, but there’s a woman who will not get off her phone to pay attention to her granbull and it keeps picking on my riolu! What do I do?

bills-pokedex:

Teach your riolu Force Palm. Granbull’s main weak point is the underside of its jaw. Strike upwards from there, and you’ll throw off its balance entirely.

Good luck!

You do realize that violence is not a good answer, right?—LH

Ah, so you agree that violence is an answer when it comes to neglectful trainers! Excellent! —Bill

I … you’re not going to edit this, are you? —LH
Sigh. —LH

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

But of course! That way, when granbull falls over and struggles frantically to get back up due to the weight of its own lower jaw, you can pretend as if you had nothing to do with such an unfortunate happenstance because, clearly, the granbull isn’t hurt, and you have absolutely no idea how it could have fallen over!

Now I’m starting to wonder if you’ve actually done this before… —LH

My starmie was playing with my ampharos and things got a little too intense and a thunder shock ended in starmie having a crack on its gem!! What do I do?? How can I avoid this in the future?

Believe it or not, this actually happens quite frequently, even in the wild. This is because staryu and starmie’s jewels are large, often exposed targets and thus the easiest things for other pokémon to strike. So long as the jewel hadn’t completely shattered, starmie should be able to heal itself over time. Until then, you may wish to keep yours off the battlefield. Do not, as some suggest, apply an epoxy to “seal” the wound. This will actually prevent the wound from healing properly and lead to a more brittle gemstone.

As for how to prevent it, there are very few ways to do so because of how much surface area the jewel takes up. However, you may wish to consider teaching your starmie Light Screen or Reflect, or simply rely on Recover to restore damage immediately.

I sent an ask a while back about my scyther, and it seems like the situation’s getting worse… just when I was at the point where I could leave her alone with flareon, I stepped out for a few minutes and he was literally trying to attack her! He’s a bit feisty but not to this point, and I honestly don’t think she provoked her because she’s normally very well behaved… what should I do?

Yes, this would be why it’s important to keep a close eye on pokémon that seem to have a tense relationship. One thing I’d forgotten to mention in the previous answer (for which I apologize) is that sometimes, it’s not a matter of type but rather an issue with team dynamics.

Now that you’re aware that your flareon hosts a level of hostility towards your scyther, your next step is to determine why. This could be for any number of reasons. Does your flareon act this way towards all bug-types or just your scyther? Was your flareon raised by someone else who had a scyther, or did you catch him in an area with a high population of wild scyther? Did the amount of time you spend with your flareon change when you got your scyther, or did you change its living arrangements? (Did it used to be an outdoor flareon until you had to make room for your scyther, or vice-versa?) Do his teammates treat him differently now that your scyther is part of the team? The answer to any of these questions could be the reason behind your flareon’s behavior—or it could be something completely different. Keep an eye on your flareon for a few days to see if you can spot any clues that point to any specific reason.

It’s only after you can discern what the issue actually is that you can work towards resolving the matter. Without knowing why your flareon is reacting this way, it’s difficult to recommend a particular course of action because each situation requires something completely different. For example, if your flareon’s behavior stems from a past trauma, that requires a specific form of therapy (perhaps even exposure therapy), but if he’s simply jealous, then it may be as simple as reassuring him you haven’t replaced him. It could even be that your scyther accidentally provoked your flareon, at which point it would require mediation between the two. Or the reason behind your flareon’s behavior could, again, be none of these things, which would mean you would need a completely different strategy.

The point is, try to figure out why your flareon is acting this way through observing him first, and then you’ll be able to work towards a peaceful solution.

I’ve been using my Exploud’s resonance as an amp for my guitar, but recently my downstairs neighbors have started complaining about the noise. Is there a way to help my Fortissimo get the sound louder so we can drive those squares out?

Well, as strange as it might seem to say this, an exploud can only get so loud before it damages its own vocal cords. Some musicians have reported that having exploud be higher up (standing on a platform, for example) improves the sound, but really, the scientific answer is literally to get more than one exploud. The more exploud, the more speakers, which in turn means more sound dispersion.

Putting it another way, sound is, in extreme laymen’s terms, air pressure. Imagine a perfectly still pool of water. Sound is like sticking your hand in and creating a wave. If you have only one hand stirring the water, your wave will only go so far, and it will only be so strong once it reaches the other side of the pool. However, if you stick both of your hands into the pool and if your friends stick their hands in, all of you together can create a wave strong enough to splash against the other end without a problem. In the same sense, only one exploud can only stir the air so much, but more than one can create extraordinarily powerful sound waves.

Of course, if you have more than one exploud, you risk damaging not only the structural integrity of your neighbors’ house but also the structural integrity of your own house and the well-being of your eardrums, never mind the fact that it could get you in trouble with your local law enforcement on charges of destruction of private property and disturbance of the peace. Honestly, the only reason why I’m telling you any of this is because it’s technically not illegal to be in possession of more than one exploud … and, all right, because I’m hoping you’ll film this. Just a little bit.

And I, meanwhile, refuse to claim any involvement. —LH

Recently I recieved a piece of a Sceptilite and I really want to use it, as me and my Sceptile have been together forever so we have a great bond. My worry is that I’ve heard of pokemon losing control during mega evolution because of increase of power and I understand my Sceptile probably will too. So if I can’t avoid this happening, what could we do to at least prepare for mega evolution so that no one gets hurt?

I’m afraid it’s difficult to say, anonymous, because the level of control each pokémon exhibits can vary wildly. Some pokémon experience very little loss of control, while others—despite ample preparation, bonding, and meditation—become fantastically violent. I don’t mean to scare you off the idea, of course. Mega evolution can be a deeply intimate experience between pokémon and trainer if performed correctly. It just takes work and patience to reach that point.

Until then, avoid practicing mega evolution on the battlefield or in public areas. Instead, work with your sceptile in secluded places. Employ regular training regimens against anything you can use as a punching bag, rather than on anything living. Have a psychic-, ice-, or fairy-type stand by for emergencies. This sort of setup will allow you to have your sceptile gain experience with the power boost induced by mega evolution without hurting anyone or doing significant property damage.

Thus, I suppose that in a roundabout way, the answer to your question is “prepare a secure draining ground and plan your regimen.” You’ll have a better idea of what, specifically, you need to do once you try mega evolution and observe what happens to your sceptile. However, generally speaking, if you give it plenty of space and time to learn how to control its power, then it will be easier to focus on his immediate needs, rather than divide your attention between your sceptile and anything that may be in danger.

Best of luck, anonymous.

There’s a poke park next to my home that my Riolu just loves going to, but there’s a woman who will not get off her phone to pay attention to her granbull and it keeps picking on my riolu! What do I do?

Teach your riolu Force Palm. Granbull’s main weak point is the underside of its jaw. Strike upwards from there, and you’ll throw off its balance entirely.

Good luck!

You do realize that violence is not a good answer, right?—LH

Ah, so you agree that violence is an answer when it comes to neglectful trainers! Excellent! —Bill

I … you’re not going to edit this, are you? —LH
Sigh. —LH

The Sewaddle Line

Sewaddle
The Sewing Pokémon
Type: Bug/Grass
Official Registration #: 540
Entry: This tiny, worm-like pokémon clothes itself in leaves sewn together by its own silk. Because of its cuteness and this habit, it has recently become a popular mascot among Unovan clothing companies. Of course, it probably helps that the only other options for such mascots in the Unova region are extremely human-like and thus far more difficult to depict making clothes while naked.

Swadloon
The Leaf-Wrapped Pokémon
Type: Bug/Grass
Official Registration #: 541
Entry: The evolved form of sewaddle, by battle experience. It’s said that the damp forests in which swadloon live are lush with vegetation thanks to the nutrients from the fallen leaves they leave behind (no pun intended). What’s not frequently said is that, given swadloon’s strict diet of leaf matter, “fallen leaves” is actually a euphemism for swadloon droppings. As an extra comforting thought, all Unovan forests have healthy populations of swadloon.

Leavanny
The Nurturing Pokémon
Type: Bug/Grass
Official Registration #: 542
Entry: The evolved form of swadloon, as a result of a heightened sense of happiness. Leavanny in general are extraordinarily kind or otherwise well-meaning pokémon. In its native forests, if it comes across a small pokémon during its wanders, it will immediately stop and create an outfit for them using broad leaves sewn together using its own sticky silk. In urban environments, however, it has difficulties distinguishing small pokémon from small humans, and thus, it may force dresses made of paper and silk onto small children, including certain eight-year-old system administrators who the author did not think was adorable in such a dress of her own (because he knows all too well that the eight-year-old system administrator also has a munna and a protective older sister).

What Pokémon are used in times of war and for what purposes?

To be frank, human beings have found ways to use just about every pokémon in war—even togekiss and blissey, pokémon who would be vehemently opposed to the concept. It’s a rather ugly subject, and I for one am staunchly opposed to the use of pokémon in active war zones myself. It’s one thing to engage in friendly battles with other trainers or to use pokémon in self-defense. It’s another thing entirely to put a pokémon’s life in danger for the sake of politics.

I think that among the few pokémon I’d be willing to talk about regarding the matter would be the medics, which consist of exactly the sorts of pokémon you would think: chansey, audino, wigglytuff, and all others used by Nurse Joys. Blissey tend to be the most prevalent for this purpose, as their healing abilities are the most potent of all. Medic pokémon are also sometimes used for more domestic purposes on military bases, such as cooking, unloading supplies—even helping to train new recruits (although the latter function is usually handled by fighting- and rock-types).

Then, of course, there are “sniffer pokémon,” or pokémon trained specifically to hunt for mines. These are used during peacetime in certain countries as well, as those nations frequently have active minefields from past wars. Quite a few pokémon may fit this description, but rattata’s light weight, combined with its keen sense of smell, have made it a prevalent sniffer pokémon as of late.

Finally, of course, there are togekiss, which are less used and more seen guiding civilians to safety and protecting them from the less pleasant aspects of living in a war zone. Some ghost-types, such as members of the yamask line, have also been known to do this.

Then, of course, you have the plethora of pokémon who are used as soldiers, as mentioned above, but … I would rather refrain from describing all the ways any given military force has used pokémon for active warfare. I know that it would be far more professional to prevent my feelings on the matter from getting in the way of my ability to answer a valid question, but it’s not just because the actual details are rather horrific, anonymous. It’s because human beings are extremely creative when it comes to finding ways to turn things into weapons. Think of anything a human being would do during a war. Literally anything. Humans have figured out how to use pokémon to do it, and that’s only part of the list of what uses humans have found for pokémon during a war. If you recall news from a decade or two ago, you may remember that some of the things we’ve used pokémon for are technically war crimes.

That should give you an idea of how wide the spectrum is. On one end, you have medical pokémon, training pokémon, and perhaps a few normal-types assisting with administrative work. On the other, you have … well. You probably remember.

So it’s likely understandable that I’m a bit uncomfortable with the subject.