In that case, I wish you luck. A certain water-type gym leader enjoys loitering out there a lot, and she isn’t particularly keen on anything that ruins her romantic spot disturbs the local water pokémon.
Tag: Anonymous
Bill, why do you think there is only one pure flying type? And a legendary, at that. Why are all other flying pokemon dual typed?
It’s a bit of a complicated subject to describe, but there are two ways to do so. The more scientific way is that type assignments are based on expression. If a pokémon expresses the traits—defensive capabilities against various types, instinctual inclinations towards specific elements, and so forth—then they’re classified as a specific combination. Usually, the type balance of a pokémon works out so that each subject expresses one or two types much, much more than any other, so while a pikachu may be capable of water-type attacks, it’s considered to be primarily electric, as its traits align more with the traditional profile of an electric-type, rather than a water-type. With that in mind, curiously enough, most flying-types express a combination of types, rather than just one. It may be because flying is considered to be a weaker type to express, so it supports other elements, rather than stands on its own. This is also why not that long ago, flying-type techniques such as Gust were actually classified as normal, and certain techniques you would imagine as being flying, such as Whirlwind, still are.
The less scientific explanation goes like this: imagine the weather. According to tradition, the flying-type corresponds to the element of air or wind (depending on the culture). However, wind is not much of an element on its own, if you think about it. Even when the weather is clear, you think more about the sun than you do about the gentle, warm breeze. When you go through a rain storm, you might think about the wind, but your mind is more on the water coming down. Even when it’s a cold, winter day, your first thought is about the cold and the snow instead of how hard the wind is blowing. Wind is always a supporting element in the weather … except when there’s extremely severe weather, such as a hurricane or a tornado, which are defined by wind speeds. And conveniently enough, the exact legendary you’re referring to is the legendary of severe storms.
Bill, have you ever been lucky enough to observe a legendary pokemon up close?
Alas, no, anonymous. It’s my dream to meet one, though. Even just a chance to get a good enough look at one would be enough!
Okay Bill, I see you throwing shade. Maybe someone just needs to bring Tohjo some FREEDOM and throw YOUR tea into some dumb harbor.
Fact #1: I’m from Goldenrod City, one of the most industrialized urban areas in Tohjo.
Fact #2: In the 70s, Goldenrod City suffered a major environmental crisis when it was discovered that, due to the factories and industrial shipping lines along its coast, the neighboring Goldenrod Bay contained extremely high amounts of lead that threatened the city’s water supply, as well as its population of fish and water pokémon. Consequently, particularly due to the danger pollution posed towards the resident pokémon, strict laws and regulations were enacted in order to control water quality in not just the bay but also the systems throughout Johto. Nowadays, you would be arrested rather quickly if you were caught throwing anything into Goldenrod’s harbor.
Fact #3: Goldenrod’s harbor is a popular destination for both tourists and locals, and because of this, there are quite a few witnesses there at all hours of the day.
Conclusion: Please inform me when this tea throwing will take place. I would love to watch.
Bill, have you ever tried experimental stimuli to attempt to evolve an eevee into an undiscovered eeveelution?
Who do you think discovered sylveon, anonymous?
(To be fair, that was more of an accident, but isn’t science usually?)
Okay, so you know how it’s “second star on the left and straight on until morning”? I think I actually took the third star and carried on until mid-afternoon, and now things are starting to get a little bit… freaky. What do I do now?
First and foremost, don’t panic. The gibberats can sense fear, and although you haven’t said whether or not you’ve passed the sixth ringed planet, one can never be too cautious about gibberats.
Now, assuming you’ve just entered the thrumming fields—the part that, as they say, “gets a little bit freaky”—simply take the next left at the first planet you pass. Travel straight along that route until you come to the Field of Holes. You’ll know when you’ve found it when you find a field of holes. Enter the first hole, then the sixth, and finally the twelfth. Do not enter the thirteenth hole (marked by the blue sigil), as that will take you someplace weirder. Walk along the corridor you find and then immediately double back. You will realize immediately that despite doubling back, you are not traveling along the same route. Keep going past the seven doors until you meet Theodore, who you’ll know by the hat and the fact that he will instantly tell you that his name is Jeremy. Ask him for the key to the Labyrinth and tell him that you need it because you’re picking up biscuits for your mother. He will give you an hourglass. Take that to the next star you see and give it to her. Kiss her once on each cheek—and exactly once, or twice will be a marriage proposal, and you wouldn’t want to be married to a star, believe me—and she will open three doors for you. The second one will take you to the second star on the left. Wait until morning and then proceed to Neverland.
Good luck!
So are you saying you get kissed by Smoochum a lot? When you mentioned your mother trying to get you married, I don’t think this is what she had in mind.
Allow me to put it this way, anonymous: When traveling through Johto’s Ice Path on your way to study dragons in Blackthorn, there are certain risks involved that not many travel books will tell you about.
Also Misty bringing boys of “questionable virtue”. What exactly do they DO in your front yard? Steal your trash and make a tent?
Well, they build tents, but they certainly aren’t rummaging through my trash bins, if you catch my meaning.
So your mom is making complaints about your staunch bachelorship is she?
I’m afraid she has since I’ve been of age, anon. Fortunately for me, I’m the second born, so as long as my older sister never marries, I’m free to devote as much of myself to my work as I please. After all, tradition states that the eldest marries first, followed by the second, and so forth, and forgive me if you’re reading, dear sister, but the likelihood of her marrying anytime soon is about on par as the likelihood of Ho-oh returning to Johto within our lifetime.
I think the scientific community at large has a right to know your clinical scientific opinion of wigglytuff acid rock bands in the 60s. For science.
On the surface, the inclusion of any pokémon is a fantastic idea. Most tamed (or trained) pokémon enjoy participating in activities with their human companions, even activities as removed from battling as making music, and allowing pokémon to engage in these activities has been proven to be beneficial for both the mental and physical state of the pokémon and trainer alike. The 60s and 70s especially were a fantastic era for this, as musicians began experimenting with not only styles but also instruments and musical technology to produce some of the most fascinating sounds of the last century. I myself can wholeheartedly recommend quite a few artists in this genre, including Rawst Berry Alarm Clock, the Grateful Duskull, and even more modern groups such as the Smashing Pumkin Berries.
However, as much as I appreciate the creativity and artistry many of these bands put into their work, many others have made highly questionable decisions for the sake of their craft. For example, there was the infamous Liverpool Wigglytuff Perish Song Incident of ‘69, which, as many fans of Castelia Fly know, resulted in the deaths of 24 roadies, 57 fans, 6 security personnel, the entirety of the Castelia Fly’s headliner band, and 2 nearby hot dog vendors, as well as the physical and psychological injuries of 137 others. In short, while there is plenty of evidence that supports making music with your pokémon, always do so responsibly.