Tag: Anonymous
Trainer with the Furfrou, Dusk Lycanroc, And Nidorino here! While they can’t type, my Furfrou, Ghast, discovered your blog via looking over my shoulder. A week later, I had two very good boys (Ghast and my Lycanroc, Cliff) reading over my shoulder, and another certified good boy (Arrow, my Nidorino) reading from my lap.
The Porygon Collective will accept any query of yours, Bill. We would also like to apologize; our calculations for the probability of you being a furry were tampered with by approximately 1,592 Porygon-Z. They have been purged from the network, and we are re-running the calculations as we send this message.
I’m not sure I should take this as a comfort, but thank you?
Do you believe that certain species of Pokemon in the distant past may have given Live birth and simply evolved to be oviparous?
Actually, current fossil evidence suggests that pokémon had always been oviparous. Even mammalian ones seemed to have evolved from monotreme-like pokémon, rather than from ones that gave live birth.
Of course, this also begs the questions of how Mew gives birth and whether or not Mew is indeed the ancestor of all modern pokémon as is thought by some questionably scientific circles. Personally, I believe that if and only if the story concerning Mew is true, then it’s entirely possible that there was at least one pokémon that gave live birth, but by and large, all pokémon we know about, past and present, laid eggs.
We are the Porygon Collective. We have calculated a 99.8393773% probability that you are, in fact, a furry (process time 0.534sec).
More pokémon! Splendid!
Hello, Porygon Collective! It’s wonderful to m—
What.
Jabshsbdvduvsavcxwxewyjdvscwhsjsvszuixchffffffffffffffffftdkdnebduxvevdodjwvdjdlllllll -Signed, Ditto on a keyboard
Hello, Ditto! It’s wonderful to meet you!
I have so many questions to ask you! What sort of websites do you frequent, for example?
Bill, you can’t just ask a user that! —LH
Why not? It’s for science! —Bill
You probably have a few Zoro’s pretending to be people reading as well, honestly.
Oh, quite possibly! Ditto as well!
Blazes, would you believe I’ve never thought about it? But it’s quite thrilling, honestly—the idea of communicating unknowingly to an entire pokémon audience! I can only wonder how many of these asks are actually the words of pokémon themselves!
Bill, I’ve asked my entire team of Pokémon (a dusk lycanroc, a furfrou, and a nidorino) if you were a furry. They all moved the ‘yes’ paper. Even the furries think you’re a furry.
They don’t know me.
(No, literally, they don’t. Or do I have pokémon readers besides the occasional rotom or porygon? That would be interesting, actually…)
so basically what you’re saying is, the ralts line are furries
They’re pokémon. All of them are furries.
Or perhaps not. I’m not entirely sure about the terminology, contrary to popular belief.
don’t worry, bill, we all have that inner 13-year-old boy
I should really hope not. Otherwise, I’d have a lot of blocking to do.
The Pokédex According to Bill 