Agreed. —LH
Hey! —Bill
Tag: odd questions
Bill’s status: dead. Cause of death: Steven Stone
Basically. It’s a wonder to watch, dear readers. The grave Bill dug for himself is just … so deep. —LH
If I dig deep enough, maybe I’ll find rare rocks to appease Steven! —Bill
It just keeps getting deeper… —LH
Hi my Gardevoir uses my iPad quite often and somehow ended up on a Pokephiliac’s forum. I didn’t even know those really existed outside of rumors and jokes, but she’s mortified, because they were especially interested in Gardevoir. ._.
Safety tip for those of you with technologically-minded pokémon: always enable safe search and parental controls. Always.
Doubly so if your pokémon is a gardevoir.
The Porygon Collective will accept any query of yours, Bill. We would also like to apologize; our calculations for the probability of you being a furry were tampered with by approximately 1,592 Porygon-Z. They have been purged from the network, and we are re-running the calculations as we send this message.
I’m not sure I should take this as a comfort, but thank you?
We are the Porygon Collective. We have calculated a 99.8393773% probability that you are, in fact, a furry (process time 0.534sec).
More pokémon! Splendid!
Hello, Porygon Collective! It’s wonderful to m—
What.
Bill, I’ve asked my entire team of Pokémon (a dusk lycanroc, a furfrou, and a nidorino) if you were a furry. They all moved the ‘yes’ paper. Even the furries think you’re a furry.
They don’t know me.
(No, literally, they don’t. Or do I have pokémon readers besides the occasional rotom or porygon? That would be interesting, actually…)
so basically what you’re saying is, the ralts line are furries
They’re pokémon. All of them are furries.
Or perhaps not. I’m not entirely sure about the terminology, contrary to popular belief.
don’t worry, bill, we all have that inner 13-year-old boy
I should really hope not. Otherwise, I’d have a lot of blocking to do.
Maybe dressing an eevee in armor will trigger the steel type evolution, if it doesn’t work then you have a cool armored eevee, so its a win win situation
You have a point there.
Why do your eevee put up with you? —LH
Did you miss the part where I also spoil them to ridiculous degrees? They own my soul, Lanette. I’ve come to terms with this. —Bill
It’s time… FRRRREEEEDOM!!!!
Wings of Ho-oh, this again. For the last blazing time, stay away from my pond.
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